The Moral Maze

I'm caught in a terrible ethical dilemma. Should I post an item on the nude Britney Spears cover for Harper's Bazaar? Seeing as I know almost nothing about Ms. Spears and am even less interested in her goings on, wouldn't it be transparent to all that the only reason I'm including such an item is because it is a bald excuse to include the words "nude Britney Spears" in a cynical attempt to attract search engine hits?

No, on balance, I've decided not to do the nude Britney Spears post.

That's nude Britney Spears.

Not doin' it.