Monday, 30 April 2012
Cycle-skating
Invented by a group of trauma surgeons who needed the work
Labels:
France,
Future Past
Sunday, 29 April 2012
Saturday, 28 April 2012
Friday, 27 April 2012
Grappa
BARMAN:
Are you serious sir? I mean, do you really think the world’s going to end this afternoon?
FORD PREFECT:
Yes. In just over one minute-and-thirty-five seconds.
BARMAN:
Well isn’t there anything we can do?
FORD PREFECT:
No, nothing.
BARMAN:
Well I always thought we were meant to lie down and put a paper bag over our head or something.
FORD PREFECT:
If you’d like, yes.
BARMAN:
Well will that help?
FORD PREFECT:
No. Excuse me I’ve got to find my friend.
BARMAN:
Very well then. Last orders please!
Hotline: 1985
Whenever Hollywood makes a tense Cold War drama about nuclear annihilation, it was sure to include a scene with the President of the United States talking to his Soviet counterpart on the Hotline. What most people don't realise is that there was never an actual telephone. Instead, the Hotline was a teletype machine and even as late as 1985 was basically e-mail.
Labels:
Cold War,
United States
Thursday, 26 April 2012
The modern dictionary
The BBC looks at obscure words and the importance of keeping them alive.
I quite agree and here are a few that get too little usage today: Chastity, duty, honour, courage, reverence, patriotism, liberty, freedom...
I quite agree and here are a few that get too little usage today: Chastity, duty, honour, courage, reverence, patriotism, liberty, freedom...
Labels:
Misc
Wednesday, 25 April 2012
Bouncy henge
Can't get to Stonehenge for the Summer Solstice or just put off by all the Druids and hippies? Then get one of these inflatable Stonehenges. Just as good and easier to store.
Tuesday, 24 April 2012
The logic of hysteria
Lord Summerisle vs Aristotle |
Who needs logic when you have a wicker man?
Labels:
Environmentalism
Monday, 23 April 2012
The All Nighter
Via PhD comics |
Then last year I discovered that my days tavelling via redeyes were passed, too.
Bear truth
While the attention of the American nation is fixed on new developments in Dogate (what is Mr Barack Hussein Obama's favourite breed and dipping sauce?), I prefer to focus on some local developments, such as the governor of Vermont caught running across the lawn stark naked and clutching a bird feeder with four black bears in pursuit.
The public has a right to know.
The public has a right to know.
Labels:
United States,
Vermont
Sunday, 22 April 2012
Saturday, 21 April 2012
Shannon Lucid's spacesuit heads to auction
Labels:
gizmag,
NASA,
Space,
United States
Friday, 20 April 2012
Earth Day
You want clean air, water, green fields and lush forests for the kiddies to romp in? Then build an industrial society with lots of technology and cheap energy cranking out loads of wealth for all. Then you'll have the surplus you need to garden the Earth properly.
Labels:
Documentary,
Environmentalism,
History
Locavore lunacy
A few years ago, when the daughter was still in the infant stage, we took a cross-country motor trip from Seattle to Minneapolis. During this, I discovered two things: First, working a petrol pump in South Dakota in the middle of winter in a howling wind while wearing a leather coat intended for Puget Sound is a good way to freeze to death and second, local food. I don't mean regional recipes or cafes that serve bizarre burgers. I mean the way in which the food spectrum changes.
I was fascinated with how the fish I encountered became smaller, more expensive and generally nastier until I visited a up-market supermarket in Burnsville, MN that was trying to sell salmon fillets at a premium price that a Seattle fishmonger would have chucked in the bin. Meanwhile, the steaks became bigger, more tender and cheaper until for the price of a modest burger in Washington State I could, in Wyoming, buy a restaurant steak that completely obscured the plate and I could cut it with a fork.
This, to me, is what a locavore movement should be about; extolling to the masses the virtues of their local livestock and produce, imploring restaurants to take advantage of the local fish, reminding them that the sweet corn is delicious beyond the power of description and pointing out that the cheese at the farmers' market is a bit of all right.
Mind you, I have been to a few places in the world where the local stuff was so bad that I'd recommend importing every last crumb, but as a general principle, it's sound.
And I'm not alone. Turn on any one of Gordon Ramsey's 3,472 television programmes and you'll hear him telling &^% restaurateurs that they're @)^&ing stupid not to @^%$ing use (&%@ing local food in their $%#@ing restaurants, the !&(%s.
Mind you, I have been to a few places in the world where the local stuff was so bad that I'd recommend importing every last crumb, but as a general principle, it's sound.
And I'm not alone. Turn on any one of Gordon Ramsey's 3,472 television programmes and you'll hear him telling &^% restaurateurs that they're @)^&ing stupid not to @^%$ing use (&%@ing local food in their $%#@ing restaurants, the !&(%s.
Unfortunately, this being the age of irresponsible environmentalism and self-serving Gaia worship, locavorism has been co-opted into a hair-shirt movement devoid of any science, maths, economics or common sense as they turn a simple truth like buying the local rabbit is nicer into a crusade to Save the PlanetTM. The image that keeps springing to mind is some benighted locavore fanatic who's fallen completely for the party line and vows to only eat what is grown within twenty miles. Unfortunately, he lives in a prairie and the only thing grown within the sacred limits is grass. Unless your name is Nebuchadnezzar, good luck with that.
The advocates bleat on about calories expended, food miles, sustainability and all manner of other things that they clearly don't understand, but which they seem to imagine make an iron-clad case for saying that if you eat New Zealand lamb, we'll all be dead by 2050.
It's at this point that logic and apocalypse fatigue starts to set in. If things have really got so bad that my enjoying Chilean asparagus is the knife edge on which the fate of the world balances, then its far too late and would you please pass the hollandaise sauce?
Which reminds me, I must work on the Earth Day menu. Let's see what's the best food I can find that will really clock up the odometer?
The advocates bleat on about calories expended, food miles, sustainability and all manner of other things that they clearly don't understand, but which they seem to imagine make an iron-clad case for saying that if you eat New Zealand lamb, we'll all be dead by 2050.
It's at this point that logic and apocalypse fatigue starts to set in. If things have really got so bad that my enjoying Chilean asparagus is the knife edge on which the fate of the world balances, then its far too late and would you please pass the hollandaise sauce?
Which reminds me, I must work on the Earth Day menu. Let's see what's the best food I can find that will really clock up the odometer?
Labels:
Environmentalism,
Food
Down the memory whole
The European Empire declares that henceforth, the Second World War will be known as the European Civil War. But that occurred before the Year Zero, so it doesn't matter.
We have always been at war with Eastasia.
Labels:
EU,
Ingsoc,
Newspeak,
Second World War
Thursday, 19 April 2012
Eat a bug for Blessed Gaia
I think I'll pass, thanks |
I don't know which is more annoying; the whole anti-meat message that was debunked long ago or the attitude toward the common folk that says that eating bugs is good enough for them.
Labels:
Environmentalism
Wednesday, 18 April 2012
Facing reality
Birth of the Morlocks |
It's management's way of telling you that you might as well face the fact that you're the first generation of a new race troglodytes whose entire world from birth to death for centuries to come will consist of the aisles between the great servers that they tend.
Labels:
Britain
Elephant nose
Yanko Design (The DREADCO of the design world) offers this magic wand that can tell if your airline meal (if you get one) is a pure offering or an abomination in the sight of Blessed Gaia.
It's a step up from the Ouija board.
Labels:
Food
Tuesday, 17 April 2012
Future card
Tacking this to a bulletin board could be tricky |
Assuming that the other guy has one. And can be bothered to fish his out. Tell you what, here's my card.
Labels:
Technology
Cardboard cathedral
New Zealand plans to build a cardboard cathedral to replace the Victorian one damaged in the recent earthquake.
It also serves as a metaphor for the current state of the Anglican church.
Labels:
Architecture,
New Zealand
I'll be watching you
MyNorthwest.com headline:
Sting nabs sex offender after moms tipFirst the rain forest and now this. I think he should stick to singing.
Labels:
United States,
Washington State
Monday, 16 April 2012
The trouser front
A man went into an Alabama court room wearing saggy trousers and received a three-day jail sentence plus a command by the judge to buy a pair that fit properly.
And so civilisation is preserved one battle at a time.
And so civilisation is preserved one battle at a time.
Labels:
Alabama,
Law,
United States
Peace Drone
"Artist" Axel Berchensbauer's alternative to civilised people defending themselves against barbarians: Make us look like effete dimwits in front of the barbarians.
One visit of this and the Taliban will be shopping for carpet designs for the White House.
Labels:
Insanity
Treason in Parliament
Lord Nazir Ahmed, Britain's first Muslim Life Peer, is suspended from the House of Lords after he posts a £10 million bounty on Presidents Bush and Obama. Since this is in support of a Jihadist organisation, this man is not just committing an act of war against the head of state of a friendly power, he is also giving aid and comfort to an enemy of Britain in time of war and is therefore a traitor.
Why this man was made a lord is a scandal. Why he isn't in the Tower is a disgrace.
Labels:
Britain,
Jihad,
Parliament
Sunday, 15 April 2012
Japan team creates world's first "crab computer"
Saturday, 14 April 2012
Friday, 13 April 2012
Glowing dinosaurs
When a country issues coins with dinosaurs on them, it's a sign that they're not taking their currency seriously.
When a country issues coins with glow in the dark dinosaurs, they're one step away from making chocolate coins legal tender.
Labels:
Canada
You'll think what we tell you to think
Transport for London have banned already approved bus adverts that read,
Not gay! Post-gay, ex-gay and proud. Get over it!These were meant to play off of an earlier Stonewall bus campaign that read,
Some people are gay. Get over it!The advert in question was censored on the grounds that it wasn't "tolerate and inclusive", which is surprising, since the Stonewall version with its bullying "shut up or else" message is about as exclusive and intolerant as it's possible to get.
What's truly dismaying is that Boris Johnson, the allegedly conservative Mayor of London is behind this censorship. Apparently the Tories are not only adopting the Left's policies, but its practice of refusing to engage in argument in favour of just shutting down the debate.
Thursday, 12 April 2012
Peekaboo
Dutch designer Daan Roosegaarde creates a dress that turns transparent when the wearer becomes aroused.
Every time I wonder why I don't miss going to nightclubs, something like this comes along and reminds me.
Labels:
Fashion,
Netherlands
Bedbunker
Having a gun safe built into your bed certainly has its advantages, but I can see a few drawbacks as well:
- Getting to your weapons quickly may be difficult when it involves lifting a box spring
- Flipping the mattress is hell
- Carl the Cattle Dog now has nowhere to hide when life gets to be too much for him.
Labels:
Technology
Migrant building
Yanko Design (The DREADCO of the design world) goes on the move with their "migrant" buildings.
I don't know which is more worthy of comment; the insane number of basic things that are wrong with this technological mishmash or the question of whether this picture is of the unicycle skyscrapers fleeing a collapsing city or caught in the middle of an architectural Panzar attack.
Labels:
Architecture
Wednesday, 11 April 2012
Designer Raymond Loewy's personal Avanti II heads to auction
When the normal is abnormal
Tim Blair has a piece on a US high school that had to conceal a student's mural because it was too controversial (his emphasis)
(Liz) Bierendy, a junior, painted a mural depicting the life of a man ending with the man being married and standing with his wife and child.Miss Bierendy's crime wasn't that the picture would offend those whose parent's aren't married. It's that she dared to express a thoughtcrime. I've long come to the conclusion that the Left's policy of "inclusiveness" has nothing to do with accommodating other points of view. It's merely an excuse to stamp out any vestige of the pre-1968 world that threatens the Party.
Labels:
Ingsoc,
United States
Citylight
Not so much a design concept as a political goal.
Some people won't be happy until the tiny amount of electricity we serfs are allotted is generated by treadmills.
Labels:
Environmentalism,
Technology
A simple truth
If you go around counting street signs to find out whether or not they're "sexist", then you have way too much free time.
Labels:
Feminism
Tuesday, 10 April 2012
Robocopter-based system recognizes pirate boats from a database
Labels:
gizmag,
United States,
US Navy
Don't slouch!
Phillips unveils its new "green" monitor. It not only exudes a field of smug self-righteousness, but it also adopts the proper "green" attitude and nags you about your posture.
Labels:
Environmentalism,
Ingsoc
Buildings from Hell
The Telegraph looks at the ugliest buildings in the world. This one, Liverpool Cathedral, was so bad that at the time of its construction it was denounced as the work of the Anti-Christ.
Labels:
Architecture
Monday, 2 April 2012
950 bhp Shelby 1000 to be unveiled in New York
Sunday, 1 April 2012
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