Thursday 30 July 2009

From the Ministry of Plenty


Glorious news, brothers! The Food Standards Agency wants to increase the chocoration to 50 grams!

3 comments:

Sergej said...

Isn't there some place we could ship all the compulsive busybodies where they can regulate at each other to their hearts' content and not bother us?

Neil Russell said...

Sergej: That's a good idea, although they'd end up using leaves as currency and then make war on the trees as a means of countering inflation.
Even so, I'd rather send off the bureaucratic busybodies like that and keep the telephone cleaners and hairdressers.

Sergej said...

Everybody carries around his own grotty cell phone these days, and I am about ready to go all Yul Brynner on what's left of my hair anyway. So I say pack the hairdressers and phone sanitizers in with the rest.

Fire up them giant space goats!