Tuesday 30 June 2009
Sunday 28 June 2009
Saturday 27 June 2009
Friday 26 June 2009
Jackson, Fawcett RIP
Farrah Fawcett dies after a prolonged battle with cancer, age 62. Michael Jackson dies of a sudden heart attack, age 50.
What a bizarre juxtaposition. On the same day, a moderately successful actress passes on after a very private fight is carried out very much in the public eye. Meanwhile, an incredibly successful, though why is a complete mystery to me, pop singer's life turns into a freak show that simply ends as if cut off by a large, curved agricultural implement.
But then, death leads a varied... existence.
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Dead,
United States
What is you gave a propoganda broadcast and nobody watched?
It looks as though Mr Barack Hussein Obama's attempt to subvert the already tarnished integrity of ABC News by turning it into an arm of Minitru didn't come off quite as planned. Not only did the Chavezesque show deliver less than sterling ratings (against a load of comedy repeats no less), but there were other problems as well.
When The One wasn't making prescriptions for how to handle elderly patients (Expensive operations? Just take some painkillers.), he let this brick drop when a neurologist broke through the cordon and asked Mr Obama if he'd pledge that he and his family would live under the same public health care restrictions as the peasantry. Quote the messiah,
When The One wasn't making prescriptions for how to handle elderly patients (Expensive operations? Just take some painkillers.), he let this brick drop when a neurologist broke through the cordon and asked Mr Obama if he'd pledge that he and his family would live under the same public health care restrictions as the peasantry. Quote the messiah,
(If) it’s my family member, if it’s my wife, if it’s my children, if it’s my grandmother, I always want them to get the very best care.Whatever else, Mr Obama has job security. With that kind of hypocrisy, he can always get a cabinet post under New Labour.
Labels:
Obama,
United States
Stealth WPC-500F
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Computers
Wallaby crop circles
According to the BBC, wallabies getting stoned on poppies and making crop circles.
This is more of a breakthrough than you might think. We not only have opium poppies growing wild in Britain, owing to some local councils who didn't read the seed packets properly, but there are also wallabies living on the Yorkshire Moors. They're good fun. You can always tell a dog who'd come across one because even very large bunnies tend not to punch one in the nose and it's always worth a laugh down the pub to look mystified while some rambler from down south tries to reveal that he thought he saw a kangaroo that afternoon.
Then we find out they're responsible for all that mashed-down corn as well. Now all we need to do is find out if wallabies were around during the Bronze Age and we'll have Stonehenge sorted out as well.
This is more of a breakthrough than you might think. We not only have opium poppies growing wild in Britain, owing to some local councils who didn't read the seed packets properly, but there are also wallabies living on the Yorkshire Moors. They're good fun. You can always tell a dog who'd come across one because even very large bunnies tend not to punch one in the nose and it's always worth a laugh down the pub to look mystified while some rambler from down south tries to reveal that he thought he saw a kangaroo that afternoon.
Then we find out they're responsible for all that mashed-down corn as well. Now all we need to do is find out if wallabies were around during the Bronze Age and we'll have Stonehenge sorted out as well.
Labels:
Australia
Port-Pizza Oven
If this pizza oven designed to be used in your car strikes you as just the ticket, then you need to step back and reassess you life.
Labels:
Food,
Technology
Thursday 25 June 2009
Mr Tumnus, call your service
Count the legs, for Zeus's sake!
Labels:
Mythology,
Technology
Pillow fights are next
I love the British Army's answer to armouring vehicles: Use mattresses.
The best thing since the horse-drawn Zeppelin. Still, there's some room for the more conventional.
The best thing since the horse-drawn Zeppelin. Still, there's some room for the more conventional.
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Britain,
British Army,
Weapons
Scripted press conference plusgood bellyfeel
No muss, no fuss, and it makes the job of the chaps at the Ministry of Truth that much easier.
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Ingsoc,
Obama,
United States
Water under the bridge
Figuring that being a brutal dictatorship that indulges in little things like assassination, harbouring and aiding terrorists, stockpiling chemical weapons, and carrying on an illegal nuclear programme isn't all that serious, The One is sending an ambassador to Syria.
Appeasement: The game for the whole family.
Appeasement: The game for the whole family.
Labels:
Syria,
United States
Wednesday 24 June 2009
N2Wine
An oxygen-free wine globe that holds the equivalent of 70 bottle of cheap chardy is all well and good, but it looks a bit heavy to keep on the desk and walking any distance ruins the point of the thing, so I think I'll pass.
Labels:
Technology,
United States,
Wine
Rehearsing the end of the world
Not a job I would have wanted. Probably would have involved ever so much fuss on the day.
Tuesday 23 June 2009
Frank diplomacy
The mullahs of Iran may be turning streets red with the blood of protesters, but Heaven forefend that they be barred from the US embassy weenie roast because of it.
After all, they've never treated an American embassy with anything except the greatest respect, have they?
After all, they've never treated an American embassy with anything except the greatest respect, have they?
Labels:
Iran,
United States
Ministry of Truth
No doubt we'll soon be seeing ABC reporting that the chocoration has been raised 20 grams.
Labels:
Ingsoc,
MSM,
United States
Pirate priority
You don't say
BBC headline:
Great white sharks display ruthless hunting tacticsIn other news, bunnys are soft and cuddly.
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BBC
Monday 22 June 2009
Speaking truth to power
The mullahs of Iran are singling out Britain as the agent working against them in the current election turmoil.
And, you know, I hope they're right.
Instead of The One's revolting pussyfooting in a singlular attempt to fawn over whoever comes out on top of this power struggle, we should nail our colours to the mast and declare that we stand four square for democracy for the Iranians, point out that the Coalition has over 200,000 men on Iran's doorsteps, and to Hell with whomever says nay.
Damned by the mullahs? I call that a compliment.
And, you know, I hope they're right.
Instead of The One's revolting pussyfooting in a singlular attempt to fawn over whoever comes out on top of this power struggle, we should nail our colours to the mast and declare that we stand four square for democracy for the Iranians, point out that the Coalition has over 200,000 men on Iran's doorsteps, and to Hell with whomever says nay.
Damned by the mullahs? I call that a compliment.
A legend in his own mind
- An idealogue who finds America in its present form unworthy of survival, who intends to rip it to shreds and rebuild it in his own image much as Tony Blair tried to do with Britain's institutions.
- A dedicated socialist who has a Utopian programme that he believes will usher in the new secularist millennium and for which all else is a distraction.
- A 21st century Mussolini who is a pragmatist at heart and will form a Third Way because the only criteria for success is not failing.
- An Alinskyite postmodernist whose sole objective is to acquire power for its own sake.
- Despite his reputation for being "cool", Mr Obama is actually a very timid man who is easily swayed by others and events–so much so that it's often hard to tell when he is acting of his own volition, caving to intimidation, or just not interested enough to do more than vote "present". This is the reason he's often so thuggish when crossed. Ending an objection with "I won" or making veiled threats about mobs and pitchforks is hardly the strategy of a confident man.
- He's a supreme narcissist. True, so was Mr Bill Clinton, but at least the latter's ego manifested itself in his desire to turn his tenure into an eight-year frat house party. With Obama we have a man who doesn't regard his presidency as a chapter in American history, but as another installment in the personal saga of Barack Hussein Obama. Worse, as seen in his Cairo speech, he talks as if the presidency is beneath him and that he'd rather be seen as, to give him the benefit of the doubt, a king who will be remembered as the wise ruler who made the lion lie down with the lamb while showering his adoring subjects with largesse.
- Contrary to boilerplate descriptions, he is not a very intelligent man nor is he very articulate without a teleprompter. It's easy to seem smart if you're well-spoken, but as a playwright I've spent many years hanging around actors, who are incredibly articulate, yet as a class are as dumb as a sack of doorknobs. Furthermore, it's clear from his speeches that far from being the "historian" president, Mr Obama's grasp of history is nil and he is probably the least well-read president of anyone I can think of.
- This is the clincher, he is staggeringly inexperienced and his basic competence is a giant cipher. I find it literally impossible to tell which of his policies are borne out of due consideration, ideology, desperate flailing about, or terror of altering something he has no understanding of.
Update: This sort of sycophantic rubbish on the part of the MSM doesn't help.
Update: Michael Barone wades in on the subject.
Labels:
Obama,
United States
Sunday 21 June 2009
Saturday 20 June 2009
Friday 19 June 2009
Cutting to the chase
Popular Mechanics has an interesting article on how to survive attacks from a mountain lion, alligator, and black bear. Their suggestions are all very good, but they do lack an obvious alternative that we here at EI now provide as a public service.
Surviving an attack by:
Surviving an attack by:
- A mountain lion: Unsling the hunting rifle you should have been carrying in the first place, chamber a round, point it at the mountain lion's head, and blow his brains out.
- An alligator: Unsling the hunting rifle you should have been carrying in the first place, chamber a round, point it at the alligator's head, and blow his brains out.
- A black Bear: Unsling the hunting rifle you should have been carrying in the first place, chamber a round, point it at the bear's head, and blow his brains out.
Labels:
Science
Thursday 18 June 2009
Deadline day
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Chez Szondy,
Deadline
Scamander RRV
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Motor Car
Wednesday 17 June 2009
Arthur Dent, call your service
The Concordia Coffee's new $40,000 self-serve espresso machine grinds and brews coffee, steams milk and adds flavored syrups for a superior espresso drink, as per the customer’s preferences.
However, why it does so is a mystery, as it invariably dispenses a cup of something that tastes almost, but no quite, unlike tea.
However, why it does so is a mystery, as it invariably dispenses a cup of something that tastes almost, but no quite, unlike tea.
Labels:
Technology
Voting present
Mr Barack Hussein Obama faces the first real test as leader of the free world over the rigged elections in Iran and, not surprisingly, goes into full Jimmy Carter mode.
Apparently, if supporting democracy doesn't fit in with mesmerising the world with his stirring personal narrative, then it doesn't really matter.
Apparently, if supporting democracy doesn't fit in with mesmerising the world with his stirring personal narrative, then it doesn't really matter.
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Iran,
Obama,
United States
Nanny car
BMW present a car that knows when you're having a heart attack.
Given the price of cars these days, it's a wonder it doesn't go off every time someone looks at the sticker.
Given the price of cars these days, it's a wonder it doesn't go off every time someone looks at the sticker.
Next on ABC: The two minute hate
Welcome to the Ministry of Truth.
Labels:
Ingsoc,
Obama,
United States
Tuesday 16 June 2009
Anti-stab knife
Industrial designer John Cornock introduces the "anti-stab" knife to Britain to combat the threat of criminals getting a bit stabby. It's a bit like dealing with riots by paving the roads with Nerf cobbles.
If you look up "Holding the wrong end of the stick," this is the illustration.
If you look up "Holding the wrong end of the stick," this is the illustration.
Labels:
Britain,
Technology
Roboferret
The University of Sheffield, for reasons known only to themselves, have developed a robot ferret.
Yes, it is a technological marvel, but how many can you stuff down your trousers?
Yes, it is a technological marvel, but how many can you stuff down your trousers?
Galloway Gallagher, call your service
Beer in a pouch. Yes, no more tedious cans!
And if you get the title reference, you're a bigger geek than I.
And if you get the title reference, you're a bigger geek than I.
Labels:
Beer,
Technology
Monday 15 June 2009
Future dining table
The table... of the FUTURE! Complete with mini-frdge, mini-drawers, mini coffee-maker, mini-microwave, mini-dishwasher, and mini-toaster for making mini meals. And, apparently, you can't remove the chairs because that would be too bourgeois.
But, for some bizarre reason, it connects to the Internet, so that's all right then.
But, for some bizarre reason, it connects to the Internet, so that's all right then.
Labels:
Food,
Future Past,
Technology
Friends we just haven't appeased enough yet
Guardian headline:
North Korea declares all-out push for nuclear weaponsMaybe it's time for The One to make another uplifting speech.
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North Korea,
Nuclear
That unclenched fist thing worked out real well
I am shocked, shocked that Ahmadinejad rigged the election.
Update: We'll, be fair, he is the Iranian George Bush.
Update: The sound of silence. So much for Hope.
Space jerky
Canada is boldly going where no snack has gone before and is sending two pounds of beef jerky to the International Space Station.
In response, the United States has dispatched an emergency craft loaded with Slim Jims.
In response, the United States has dispatched an emergency craft loaded with Slim Jims.
Eco-Sabbath
In service to Blessed Gaia, observe an "eco-sabbath" and remember to "believe with all your heart."
No prizes for seeing where this sort of thing is going.
No prizes for seeing where this sort of thing is going.
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Environmentalism
Sunday 14 June 2009
Saturday 13 June 2009
Friday 12 June 2009
Waterworld
I don't know if this works or not or if it's remotely cost effective, but it certainly does take the prize for the most visually stunning desalination plant I've ever seen.
Labels:
Technology
Citizen Chimp
Col George Taylor was seen picketing the meeting.
Labels:
United States,
Washington State
Thursday 11 June 2009
The Dolphin of Detroit
Brian Deese, the 31-year old Yale Law School drop out whose car industry experience consists of once sleeping in a GM car park and has been charged with the task of, according to the New York Times, "dismantling General Motors and rewriting the rules of American capitalism," has been declared the Dolphin Dauphin of Detroit.
No doubt shipments of tennis balls are in the offing.
No doubt shipments of tennis balls are in the offing.
Labels:
General Motors,
Motor Car,
United States
Irish mine detector
A metal detector cleverly hidden in a pair of sandals–"hidden" except for the flex and the electronics box strapped to your calf.
I don't know what is worse, the inherent geekiness of the thing or the mayfly lifespan of that USB port on the sole.
I don't know what is worse, the inherent geekiness of the thing or the mayfly lifespan of that USB port on the sole.
Labels:
Technology
Wednesday 10 June 2009
The love that will not shut up
I'm used to the press fawning over Mr Barack Hussein Obama in terms that make the coverage of "Camelot" look like a newspaper lynching, but this piece by Matt Frei of the BBC makes me wonder if Mr Obama shouldn't file for a restraining order. Nor is it an anomaly–not when the AP declares that the problem with the Iranians is that they haven't been exposed to The One enough to love him properly or when the media is so agog over Hope and Change that they don't even bother to deal with basic logic and arithmetic.
Some commentators, even in the MSM, have begun to notice this and are wondering if the press isn't slacking at its job. Of course, that depends on what their job is.
What I find most interesting about this is not what is happening now, but what may come in a few months or years if the MSM doesn't stop acting like the official record of Barchelle's dates. I sincerely doubt that Mr Obama can keep voting "present" and blaming everything on his predecessor or how wicked America was before he came along while making uplifting yet empty speeches and spending money like it's the wastepaper that it will soon become. It can't last forever. The facade has to break wide open in a way that even the Matt Freis of the world can't ignore.
Then we'll see news coverage go one of two ways: First, The One will cross the Fourth Estate, as he's crossed so many of his other erstwhile supporters, by failing to bail out the New York Times or not sending Rush Limbaugh to Gitmo and we'll learn again that the MSM isn't the lapdog of Obama, but an ally who is quite capable of turning on him when their own agenda is thwarted. The other is that sooner or later the economic mess will be his alone, Iran will go nuclear and Israel will react, or the Jihadis will make a major strike against an American target. Then the MSM will continue to carry the can for The One no matter how bad things get and we'll have an American version of what's unfolding in Britain today where Mr Gordon Brown does his replay of Hitler in the bunker while the BBC carries on a bizarre attempt to convince the world that Brown is a paragon among men, New Labour will survive to win the next election, and Andrew Marr gets a pony.
Either way, I'm making popcorn.
Some commentators, even in the MSM, have begun to notice this and are wondering if the press isn't slacking at its job. Of course, that depends on what their job is.
What I find most interesting about this is not what is happening now, but what may come in a few months or years if the MSM doesn't stop acting like the official record of Barchelle's dates. I sincerely doubt that Mr Obama can keep voting "present" and blaming everything on his predecessor or how wicked America was before he came along while making uplifting yet empty speeches and spending money like it's the wastepaper that it will soon become. It can't last forever. The facade has to break wide open in a way that even the Matt Freis of the world can't ignore.
Then we'll see news coverage go one of two ways: First, The One will cross the Fourth Estate, as he's crossed so many of his other erstwhile supporters, by failing to bail out the New York Times or not sending Rush Limbaugh to Gitmo and we'll learn again that the MSM isn't the lapdog of Obama, but an ally who is quite capable of turning on him when their own agenda is thwarted. The other is that sooner or later the economic mess will be his alone, Iran will go nuclear and Israel will react, or the Jihadis will make a major strike against an American target. Then the MSM will continue to carry the can for The One no matter how bad things get and we'll have an American version of what's unfolding in Britain today where Mr Gordon Brown does his replay of Hitler in the bunker while the BBC carries on a bizarre attempt to convince the world that Brown is a paragon among men, New Labour will survive to win the next election, and Andrew Marr gets a pony.
Either way, I'm making popcorn.
Labels:
MSM,
Obama,
United States
Interplanetary paternity suit
Scientists have developed a "cosmic pregnancy test" and conclude that "the nebula Barnard 68 (B68) will inevitably give birth to a star sometime in the next 200,000 years."
In other news, Alpha Centauri stares at the ceiling and whistles tunelessly.
In other news, Alpha Centauri stares at the ceiling and whistles tunelessly.
Labels:
Space
Flying Fish Follies
Having run out of windmills, PETA is tilting at the hideous, immoral practice of throwing (dead) fish at Seattle's Pike Place Market.
Because even a gutted salmon on its way to the oven has "rights".
Because even a gutted salmon on its way to the oven has "rights".
Labels:
Food,
Insanity,
Seattle,
United States
Tuesday 9 June 2009
Beanzawave
A USB-powered microwave intended to heat up baked beans.
This is the ultimate goal that all of civilisation has been striving for. I MUST have it!
This is the ultimate goal that all of civilisation has been striving for. I MUST have it!
Labels:
Food,
Technology
Nuclear knee-slapper
From The Telegraph:
Iran's main nuclear plant is expanding so rapidly that United Nations inspectors have asked Tehran for improved safeguards against the production of weapons-grade uranium.Then they all wiped their eyes after enjoying their best laugh since The One's Cairo speech.
Bye, Bye, Bernard.
The St Bernard retires from active rescue duty after 300 years of loyal service.
I tried to train Carl the Cattle Dog for a similar role here at Chez Szondy, but he kept bruising the gin.
I tried to train Carl the Cattle Dog for a similar role here at Chez Szondy, but he kept bruising the gin.
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Dog,
Swittzerland
Monday 8 June 2009
Zaphod Beeblebrox,call your service.
Victor Davis Hanson pits Barack Hussein Obama against the universe.
Given the size of The One's ego, I don't hold out much hope for the rest of Creation.
Given the size of The One's ego, I don't hold out much hope for the rest of Creation.
Labels:
Obama,
United States
Klaatu borada nikto
I'd prefer something along the lines of: "Good day, sir. Do you have your passport, visa, ship's registration and manifest? Right. Have you read this, sir? Do you have any wine, spirits, uncooked meats, growing plants? How many cigarettes? How much cash..."
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Space
Obama promoted
Mr Barack Hussein Obama according to Newsweek editor: "Sort of God."
Update: Be fair, he did get the seas to stop rising.
Update: Parisian restaurateur encounters The One and lets reality go for a Burton:
"I saw God before me."
Update: Be fair, he did get the seas to stop rising.
Update: Parisian restaurateur encounters The One and lets reality go for a Burton:
"I saw God before me."
Labels:
MSM,
Obama,
United States
Sunday 7 June 2009
Saturday 6 June 2009
Friday 5 June 2009
Out, damn spot!
Scientists in Florida have invented a machine that grasses on you if you haven't washed your hands properly.
So flushed are they with their success, they are now working on one that tells you to put on clean underwear in case you get hit by a bus.
So flushed are they with their success, they are now working on one that tells you to put on clean underwear in case you get hit by a bus.
Labels:
Florida,
Science,
United States
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