Wednesday, 2 January 2008

A French Response

While New Labour claims with a straight face that Britain is not at war, France ups the ostrich ante by declaring that "vandals" torching 372 cars on New Years made the night "relatively calm."

And the Blitz was scattered precipitation.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh come on, where is your non-denominational-wintertime-holiday spirit? Those were probably just some happy carefree youts, out celebrating. And they got cold. So they torched a couple-three Citroens. To stay warm, you see. Do you deny them an occasional good time?

As Elaine from Seinfeld put it, they are a very festive people.