Wednesday 21 March 2007

Sledgehammer Law


Young hoodlums illegally driving mini-motos keep honest citizens awake. Do you:
  1. Call for stricter enforcement of the law prohibiting such machines on the road.
  2. Demand special licences for owning and operating them.
  3. Introduce legislation so asinine and draconian that it would effectively outlaw all motorbikes everywhere, even in museums and private collections.
If you said 3, congratulations! You are now the Labour MP for Manchester Blackley!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The truly sad thing is, Britons VOTED for these oligarchs. Oh well, when in doubt, criminalize.