Wednesday 10 November 2010

Space nookie

"Horny Moon" shuttle.  How apt.
For those of you still unconvinced that modern society has reached a level of decadence that would have the Emperor Nero say "Steady on" and opt for an evening reading P G Wodehouse, we present Yelken Octuri's concept of an orbital brothel aimed at wealthy libertines so jaded that they need to spend two days in free fall to get any activity going.

All we need is red velvet wallpaper, overpriced Champagne and a pockmarked bouncer with no neck and an IQ to match his hat size and we've got the complete package.

3 comments:

Fruitbat44 said...

I recall many years ago reading an article in Analog(?) magazine about rumours of, highly unofficial, after hours experiments in the neutral bouyancy tank (Freefall simulator) at NASA.

Basically, yes you can bonk in zero-G, but you really need a third person to hold the two people together.

Neil Russell said...

At least they didn't make the spaceship suggestive looking or anythi....yikes.

Ok, at least it doesn't have to dock to anything, and if it does at least they spared us what the designers thought it should look like

Anonymous said...

Hello David
Thanks a lot for the post
I tried to avoid the red velvet ;-)
The concept was made for fun.
If you want to make a complete critism against society based on this concept...
Yelken Octuri