Baboons? Please! The American film industry hires only the finest blue-bottomed macaques. Straight out of film school. Each one shaved, certified free of external parasites, and equipped with a leather-bound set of the Post-Modernist Encyclopedia and Marx for Dummies. And one of those pillbox hats with the elastic chin-strap. Because you can't have a blue-bottomed macaque without a pillbox hat, can you?
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Baboons? Please! The American film industry hires only the finest blue-bottomed macaques. Straight out of film school. Each one shaved, certified free of external parasites, and equipped with a leather-bound set of the Post-Modernist Encyclopedia and Marx for Dummies. And one of those pillbox hats with the elastic chin-strap. Because you can't have a blue-bottomed macaque without a pillbox hat, can you?
What?
No cymbals?
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