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I see that "Gordon Brown’s leading green adviser" Jonathan Porritt is at it again. This time he's declaring that Britain must reduce its population to 30 million to avert the wrath of Blessed Gaia build a sustainable society.

Naturally, the orders to submit to democide will apply only to the proles and Outer Party members. Mr. Porritt, his two children, and other Inner Party members who have not shown counterrevolutionary tendencies or susceptibility to Goldsteinism will be exempt.