Thursday, 24 July 2008

Cheeseburgers Cause Global Warming

I'm waiting for the inevitable decree that dancing, music, bright coloured clothes and thinking impure thoughts enrage Blessed Gaia cause global warming as well.

2 comments:

jabrwok said...

Behead those who would insult Gaia!

Sergej said...

On the other hand, if we ground up the carbon-using heretics and made them into Soylent Burgers, we would reduce our society's carbon footprint and have something tasty to grill using our carbon-friendly electrically fired People's Barbies. Just a modest proposal.

Jason: you dare mock Blessed Gaia? I keeel you!