Thursday 24 July 2008

Cheeseburgers Cause Global Warming

I'm waiting for the inevitable decree that dancing, music, bright coloured clothes and thinking impure thoughts enrage Blessed Gaia cause global warming as well.

2 comments:

jabrwok said...

Behead those who would insult Gaia!

Sergej said...

On the other hand, if we ground up the carbon-using heretics and made them into Soylent Burgers, we would reduce our society's carbon footprint and have something tasty to grill using our carbon-friendly electrically fired People's Barbies. Just a modest proposal.

Jason: you dare mock Blessed Gaia? I keeel you!