Air guns are still legal in the UK, right? Or slingshots (Brit. catapult)? What about rocks---maybe if you get a permit? "Strangest thing, Mister Game Warden, last week we had a healthy nest o' badgers, playin', an' chewin' on people's legs, diggin' up graves. And then, overnight, not a one. Sad, really. This badger-skin hat? and coat? and mittens? and thermal long underwear? Gift from my cousin Anastasius in Wisconsin, sir. Those colonials are such barbarians."
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Air guns are still legal in the UK, right? Or slingshots (Brit. catapult)? What about rocks---maybe if you get a permit? "Strangest thing, Mister Game Warden, last week we had a healthy nest o' badgers, playin', an' chewin' on people's legs, diggin' up graves. And then, overnight, not a one. Sad, really. This badger-skin hat? and coat? and mittens? and thermal long underwear? Gift from my cousin Anastasius in Wisconsin, sir. Those colonials are such barbarians."
We don't need any stinking badgers!
Uurghgghhh.
(To be fair, jayessell, I only wish I'd thought of that first)
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