Thursday, 29 October 2009

Meat is a Goldstein plot


"Climate chief" Lord Stern declares that the desire to eat meat will soon be classed as a thoughtcrime.

Please be advised that, like air travel, driving large cars, owning pets or having children, this will only apply to Proles and Outer Party members. In addition, the Ministry of Plenty states that livestock for animal sacrifices to Blessed Gaia will still be available in large numbers.

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