Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Human Regenerator

The best of new agey nonsense and all for a mere €420,000.

If you know anyone who has that sort of money and lack of common sense, please send me their name and bank account details.

1 comment:

jayessell said...

"No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."
-- Henry Mencken

I doubt there are a sufficient number of rich idiots world-wide to make manufacture of these profitable, even at half a million each.

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It works on Quantum Physics?
So it both works and doesn't work simultaenously?
A Schroeder Cat Box for Humans?

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Too bad it's not an Orgasmatron.

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What kind of warranty does it have?
(How would you tell it wasn't working?)

Disclaimer?

I like this one from a website hawking new-age quackery:

DISCLAIMER: THIS INFORMATION IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. IT IS NOT INTENDED TO DIAGNOSE, TREAT, CURE OR PREVENT ANY DISEASE; RESEARCH IS ONGOING. STATEMENTS CONTAINED HEREIN HAVE NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FOOD & DRUG ADMINISTRATION. AS IN ALL HEALTH SITUATIONS, QUALIFIED PROFESSIONALS SHOULD BE CONSULTED.

EnerGels.com

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Do not go to this site if you have a low tolerance for stupid:


http://www.energels.com/index.htm