"No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public." -- Henry Mencken
I doubt there are a sufficient number of rich idiots world-wide to make manufacture of these profitable, even at half a million each.
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It works on Quantum Physics? So it both works and doesn't work simultaenously? A Schroeder Cat Box for Humans?
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Too bad it's not an Orgasmatron.
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What kind of warranty does it have? (How would you tell it wasn't working?)
Disclaimer?
I like this one from a website hawking new-age quackery:
DISCLAIMER: THIS INFORMATION IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. IT IS NOT INTENDED TO DIAGNOSE, TREAT, CURE OR PREVENT ANY DISEASE; RESEARCH IS ONGOING. STATEMENTS CONTAINED HEREIN HAVE NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FOOD & DRUG ADMINISTRATION. AS IN ALL HEALTH SITUATIONS, QUALIFIED PROFESSIONALS SHOULD BE CONSULTED.
EnerGels.com
**** Do not go to this site if you have a low tolerance for stupid:
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"No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."
-- Henry Mencken
I doubt there are a sufficient number of rich idiots world-wide to make manufacture of these profitable, even at half a million each.
*****
It works on Quantum Physics?
So it both works and doesn't work simultaenously?
A Schroeder Cat Box for Humans?
*****
Too bad it's not an Orgasmatron.
*********
What kind of warranty does it have?
(How would you tell it wasn't working?)
Disclaimer?
I like this one from a website hawking new-age quackery:
DISCLAIMER: THIS INFORMATION IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. IT IS NOT INTENDED TO DIAGNOSE, TREAT, CURE OR PREVENT ANY DISEASE; RESEARCH IS ONGOING. STATEMENTS CONTAINED HEREIN HAVE NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FOOD & DRUG ADMINISTRATION. AS IN ALL HEALTH SITUATIONS, QUALIFIED PROFESSIONALS SHOULD BE CONSULTED.
EnerGels.com
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Do not go to this site if you have a low tolerance for stupid:
http://www.energels.com/index.htm
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