Tuesday, 31 March 2009
Let's Pizza
The pizza-making vending machine: Another way for your boss to tell you that you'll never go home again.
Labels:
Food,
Technology
OfficePOD
Do you telecommute? Do you enjoy working from home? Do you cherish liberation from the dreaded cubicle?
We'll put a stop to that.
We'll put a stop to that.
Labels:
Technology
Monday, 30 March 2009
Going Dutch
The Dutch unveil a new modular helmet system that allows soldiers to go from shooting glasses to full "Luke, I am your father" with a few additions.
Any smart ass who does heavy breathing in the thing gets a fortnight of guard duty.
Any smart ass who does heavy breathing in the thing gets a fortnight of guard duty.
Labels:
military,
Netherlands
Carbon Heresy
This is, of course, evil and an abomination in the eyes of Blessed Gaia and her priests.
Labels:
South Africa,
Technology
Hotelicopter
What do you get when you turn a 40-year old Soviet V-12 prototype into a flying luxury accommodation? Hotelicopter!
It's five-star opulence set to turbine whines and the incessant whakka-whakka of rotor blades. Not unlike some airport hotels I've stayed in.
Update: Hoax?
It's five-star opulence set to turbine whines and the incessant whakka-whakka of rotor blades. Not unlike some airport hotels I've stayed in.
Update: Hoax?
Labels:
Airlines,
Technology
Bye Bye, Bishop
The Bishop of Rochester is announcing that he is retiring ten years early to concentrate on helping Christians persecuted in Muslim countries and elsewhere.
While this is a laudable mission, I can't help but be disappointed, as his grace was a far better candidate for Canterbury than that bearded platypus that wears the mitre now.
While this is a laudable mission, I can't help but be disappointed, as his grace was a far better candidate for Canterbury than that bearded platypus that wears the mitre now.
Labels:
Britain,
Church of England
Sunday, 29 March 2009
Saturday, 28 March 2009
A Carbon Footprint You Can See From Space
Here at Chez Szondy, we will, of course, be marking that time by turning on every light in the house, lighting up the massive outdoor searchlight display, bonfires fueled with loads of coal and old tyres, having a massive barbecue with every meat imaginable, and our ever popular SUV drag races.
By the bye, the UN is getting in on the act, and how much do they expect to save by this rubbish? $81,000? $24,000? Nope. Try $102.
Update: We will also be showing this clip continuously on our three dozen 103-inch plasma screens that we've set up for the occasion:
Labels:
Environmentalism
Friday, 27 March 2009
Cosmic Poppadoms
Showing that India is taking its space programme seriously and that it has its priorities straight, Defence Food Research Laboratory (DFRL) has been tasked with creating the world's first orbital curry.
The interplanetary chutney may take a bit longer.
The interplanetary chutney may take a bit longer.
Labels:
India,
Space,
Space Food
Thursday, 26 March 2009
War? What War?
With their heads jammed so deep in the sand, I'd say that the only thing that's keeping the Jihadists from carrying out another 9/11 is the hope that Mr Obama will stay out of the military's way so they can keep mauling the bastards.
Labels:
Ingsoc,
Jihad,
Newspeak,
United States
Comic of Babel
Taxpayer-funded logorhea in crap comic book form. Frightening thing is, I had to endure people like this for years.
And they wonder why no one takes the arts seriously anymore
And they wonder why no one takes the arts seriously anymore
Labels:
Art
Obvious Department
Popular Science poses the question, "Can cars float?"
In my experience: No.
But can you destroy a Toyota pick up? Clearly, we got the wrong machine.
In my experience: No.
But can you destroy a Toyota pick up? Clearly, we got the wrong machine.
Labels:
Motor Car
Wednesday, 25 March 2009
Justice for Some
From the BBC:
As the last remaining Nazis from World War II approach the end of their lives, it is debatable whether it is still worthwhile to pursue them.I've no problem with hunting down the Nazis to the last man. My problem is that we don't treat the Communists and the Jihadists with the same fervor for justice.
Labels:
Germany,
Second World War
A Breath of Fresh Air
From the EU! Why, dear God, are we not hearing these words in the Commons every single day?
Tuesday, 24 March 2009
Report To Your District Euthansia Centre
Naturally, the orders to submit to democide will apply only to the proles and Outer Party members. Mr. Porritt, his two children, and other Inner Party members who have not shown counterrevolutionary tendencies or susceptibility to Goldsteinism will be exempt.
Labels:
Environmentalism,
Ingsoc
De Nile Is Not Just In Egypt
Aside from being unacceptably sexist and heteronormative, this idea that is so blinkered that it doesn't even regard terrorists as criminals. Now they're just something that just sort of happens like a piano landing on your car. In other words, save your breath, Bin Laden; the Messiah & Co. are sticking their fingers in their ears and humming as loud as they can.
Labels:
Ingsoc,
Jihad,
Newspeak,
United States
I'm The Dude Playin' The Dude, Disguised As Another Dude!
Apparently Robert Downey Jr's portrayal of Kirk Lazarus's deep method acting is closer to truth than I thought, though in reverse. I was rewatching the 1932 version of The Most Dangerous Game when I came across this character who looked oddly familiar:
Recognise him? It's the Black American actor Noble Johnson in white face playing a Cossack. A pity they didn't have DVDs in those days. I'd be interested to know if he'd have stayed in character until he finished the commentary track.
Meanwhile, here's the feature itself. Enjoy
Recognise him? It's the Black American actor Noble Johnson in white face playing a Cossack. A pity they didn't have DVDs in those days. I'd be interested to know if he'd have stayed in character until he finished the commentary track.
Meanwhile, here's the feature itself. Enjoy
Labels:
Cinema
Monday, 23 March 2009
Twilight of the Damned
My wife ordered Twilight on paid per view last night and after watching she told me that I had to come see. Since pay per view on our service works all day for one order I had nothing to lose, so I had a shufti.
I am glad that I did because I have found a rare cinematic gem to set beside The Fountainhead; a film that exist solely and forever to have cutouts of Mike and the 'bots placed before it and ridiculed for all time. I shall watch like an eagle for the Rifftrax for this one. In fact, I plan to send along a few riffs gratis.
Somewhere Dr. Forester smiles.
I am glad that I did because I have found a rare cinematic gem to set beside The Fountainhead; a film that exist solely and forever to have cutouts of Mike and the 'bots placed before it and ridiculed for all time. I shall watch like an eagle for the Rifftrax for this one. In fact, I plan to send along a few riffs gratis.
Somewhere Dr. Forester smiles.
Labels:
Cinema
Sarkozy Who?
Having managed to break every rule of protocol in insulting the British Prime Minister and then handing the Russians a sphincter-clinching "reset" button marked "overcharge", President Barack Hussein Obama tries for the hat trick and sends a letter to Jacques Chirac, the former
president of France, saying how much Mr. Obama looks forward to working with him in the future.
The Duke of Edinburgh must be giving this lad lessons.
president of France, saying how much Mr. Obama looks forward to working with him in the future.
The Duke of Edinburgh must be giving this lad lessons.
Labels:
France,
United States
Sunday, 22 March 2009
Saturday, 21 March 2009
Friday, 20 March 2009
Terrafugia Transition
The Terrafugia Transition takes its first flight. It's still more of a roadable aircraft than a flying car, but it's further along than some of its ancestors.
Labels:
Future Past
Thursday, 19 March 2009
If It isn't One Thing...
Okay, you guys, let me just get the microscope...I've got to adjust...Hang on...STOP SHOOTING FOR A SEC, YOU MORONS!
Labels:
Pulps
Swarovski Switch
Swarovski light switches: Just the thing for the sort of man who wears preposterous, useless watches on bracelets more suitable to Elizabeth Taylor circa 1963 and women who think that doorknobs make excellent rings.
Our hallmark: Useless expense fused with an utter lack of taste.
Our hallmark: Useless expense fused with an utter lack of taste.
Labels:
Technology
A Thing Of Beauty
Labels:
Guinness
Wednesday, 18 March 2009
Not a Teasmade
Works automatically to greet you on awakening with coffee, orange juice, and a hot, toasted muffin.
Am I the only one trying to figure out how you clean the bloody thing?
Am I the only one trying to figure out how you clean the bloody thing?
Labels:
France,
Technology
Tuesday, 17 March 2009
St. Patrick's Day
Happy St. Patrick's Day from Ephemeral Isle.
And in honour of the day, here's a bit of Dave Allen:
Update: Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
And in honour of the day, here's a bit of Dave Allen:
Update: Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
Bye Bye, PI
The Seattle Post Intelligencer ceased publication today with only truncated online version of itself as a memorial–while it lasts, anyway.
I can't say that I'm too unhappy about this. It's always sad to see a newspaper go belly up and it does raise the question about how news reporting is going to carry on until it learns to adapt to the new technology, but the loss of a left-wing rag like the PI is no great loss. Newspaper bias is no sin. In fact, in Britain it's a sign of a healthy market of opinion. However, British papers must operate in actual competition. Cozy Labour papers must rub shoulders with Conservative papers who must contend with Liberal Democrat broadsheets and this keeps them all on their toes. In the United States, however, daily papers generally operate in a monopoly–or worse, a false duopoly with two so-called "competing" newspapers sharing plants, facilities and world views. In Seattle, this boiled down to the newspaper business dividing between the leftist Seattle Times and the raving leftist Seattle PI. We will pass over the paper for aging Troskyites, the Seattle Weekly, and the sexually incontinent Stranger with more quiet dignity than they deserve. This sort of bias is tolerable if the papers concerned remain open about their bias, but when, as the PI did, the bias is marketed as the only reasonable and "moderate" view this becomes unacceptable. When the paper in question is published in a city and state run by a political machine with whom the paper is ideological hand in party glove and willing soften the pedal and turn the blind eye, then it becomes a disservice.
It's also an appalling business model. As one commentator pointed out, it's like a burger bar refusing to offer cheeseburgers to the half of the market that is clamouring for them because the manager doesn't like cheeseburgers and he thinks that people who eat cheeseburgers are beneath contempt. In the Seattle PI's case, they refused to sell cheeseburgers and now their burger bar has been reduced to those little wheelie carts that you see in the West End after the pubs close.
Trouble is, there are a heck of a lot of those carts out there, as the online PI will soon learn. As for myself, I'm truly going to miss the Letters to the Editor page. Browsing through it was to be transported into a strange, parallel world where it is always a tie-dyed 1968.
I can't say that I'm too unhappy about this. It's always sad to see a newspaper go belly up and it does raise the question about how news reporting is going to carry on until it learns to adapt to the new technology, but the loss of a left-wing rag like the PI is no great loss. Newspaper bias is no sin. In fact, in Britain it's a sign of a healthy market of opinion. However, British papers must operate in actual competition. Cozy Labour papers must rub shoulders with Conservative papers who must contend with Liberal Democrat broadsheets and this keeps them all on their toes. In the United States, however, daily papers generally operate in a monopoly–or worse, a false duopoly with two so-called "competing" newspapers sharing plants, facilities and world views. In Seattle, this boiled down to the newspaper business dividing between the leftist Seattle Times and the raving leftist Seattle PI. We will pass over the paper for aging Troskyites, the Seattle Weekly, and the sexually incontinent Stranger with more quiet dignity than they deserve. This sort of bias is tolerable if the papers concerned remain open about their bias, but when, as the PI did, the bias is marketed as the only reasonable and "moderate" view this becomes unacceptable. When the paper in question is published in a city and state run by a political machine with whom the paper is ideological hand in party glove and willing soften the pedal and turn the blind eye, then it becomes a disservice.
It's also an appalling business model. As one commentator pointed out, it's like a burger bar refusing to offer cheeseburgers to the half of the market that is clamouring for them because the manager doesn't like cheeseburgers and he thinks that people who eat cheeseburgers are beneath contempt. In the Seattle PI's case, they refused to sell cheeseburgers and now their burger bar has been reduced to those little wheelie carts that you see in the West End after the pubs close.
Trouble is, there are a heck of a lot of those carts out there, as the online PI will soon learn. As for myself, I'm truly going to miss the Letters to the Editor page. Browsing through it was to be transported into a strange, parallel world where it is always a tie-dyed 1968.
Labels:
MSM,
Seattle,
United States
Motoring '70s Style
James May discusses the perfect gift for the ladies: a 1971 Triumph 2000 Mk II.
I quite like the money quote:
I quite like the money quote:
I decided it was time to buy her indoors her own car, so she could get out more. By buying her a Seventies Triumph I would ensure she never got too far.Forward planning. You can't beat it.
HRP-4C
What she lacks in a figure she makes up for with her devastating killbot moves for her hunt for Sarah Connor.
Sci Fi Channel: 1992-2009
The Sci Fi Channel has finally dropped any pretence of having anything to do with science fiction and is officially changing its name to "Syfy".
None of this is surprising, since the channel has been on a long, slow descent into indistinguishability for over half a decade. In it's heyday, the Sci Fi Channel was an oasis for those who enjoyed science fiction–especially the classic variety and whether it was locally available was the deal breaker in my deciding which part of town I'd live in. Then came the inevitable slide with the science fiction content being replaced by horror, shlock Z "original" productions notable for basement budgets and hideous acting, pseudo "reality" programming, wrestling (wrestling?!?) and films that included such hardcore sci fi as Apollo 13 and Braveheart. What little science fiction remained was relegated to soap operas (*cough* Galactica *cough*) openly targeted at a female demographic by producers who apologised for the science fiction looking like science fiction. After that, I only tuned in fleetingly out of morbid curiousity.
No funeral announcements have been made because no one expects any mourners.
None of this is surprising, since the channel has been on a long, slow descent into indistinguishability for over half a decade. In it's heyday, the Sci Fi Channel was an oasis for those who enjoyed science fiction–especially the classic variety and whether it was locally available was the deal breaker in my deciding which part of town I'd live in. Then came the inevitable slide with the science fiction content being replaced by horror, shlock Z "original" productions notable for basement budgets and hideous acting, pseudo "reality" programming, wrestling (wrestling?!?) and films that included such hardcore sci fi as Apollo 13 and Braveheart. What little science fiction remained was relegated to soap operas (*cough* Galactica *cough*) openly targeted at a female demographic by producers who apologised for the science fiction looking like science fiction. After that, I only tuned in fleetingly out of morbid curiousity.
No funeral announcements have been made because no one expects any mourners.
Labels:
Science Fiction,
Television
Monday, 16 March 2009
Breach of the Peace
The ever-innovative Dutch have created a bus shelter that displays your weight for all to see.
It's lucky they didn't have these when we went on our honeymoon to Amsterdam. What my wife would have done to the things with the nearest blunt object doesn't bear thinking about.
It's lucky they didn't have these when we went on our honeymoon to Amsterdam. What my wife would have done to the things with the nearest blunt object doesn't bear thinking about.
Labels:
Amsterdam,
Netherlands,
Technology
I Shall Be Exalted Among The Heathen
The United States may have achieved the Millennium, but the Americans must be tolerant and remember that other countries still live in Pre-Obama darkness.
Labels:
United States
Sunday, 15 March 2009
Saturday, 14 March 2009
The Unknown World
Labels:
Cinema,
Science Fiction
Friday, 13 March 2009
Au Votre Sante
If you're in Paris this weekend (and who isn't? I have no idea what that means, but it sounded cool) They're uncorking a bottle of Perrier-Jouët Vintage 1825; the oldest drinkable champagne in the world that is so rare that the monetary value cannot be calculated.
In other words, you really don't want to take a bottle of this to a party and see it vanish into a punchbowl full of sangria.
In other words, you really don't want to take a bottle of this to a party and see it vanish into a punchbowl full of sangria.
Type 45 Troubles
The Royal Navy's Type 45 destroyer; the most advanced warship in the world–at least, it would be, if the MoD bothered to put any bloody missiles on it!
Labels:
Britain,
Royal Navy
Thursday, 12 March 2009
Another Nail
After 315 years of sanity, women join the ranks of Chelsea Pensioners.
They're even designing an official handbag.
God help us all.
They're even designing an official handbag.
God help us all.
Labels:
Britain,
British Army
Freeman Lowell, Call Your Service
Weeds, waters, cultivates, hunts for Sarah Connor.
Labels:
Robots,
Technology,
United States
Wednesday, 11 March 2009
A Different World
The Religion of Peace at work. From The Telegraph:
The initial shoving was definitely out of line, but its good to see this sort of bigotry against our soldiers given the bird. Freedom of speech is not freedom from shaming.
A group of around 20 men in traditional Islamic dress held up banners and placards that read: "Anglian Soldiers Butchers of Basra", "Anglian Soldiers Criminals, Murderers Terrorists" and "Baby killers".It didn't last long, though:
The initial shoving was definitely out of line, but its good to see this sort of bigotry against our soldiers given the bird. Freedom of speech is not freedom from shaming.
Future Protected Vehicle
If the MoD gets a realistic budget, that is.
The Atomic Invader
And thanks, Earthlings, for helping us out and overlooking all those men we killed at the nuclear plant and all.
Labels:
Animation,
Television
Tuesday, 10 March 2009
Gov. Breck, Call Your Service
Labels:
Sweden
Putting Things In Perspective
From Gulfnews.com:
The deterioration of poetry is just as dangerous a phenomenon as global warming, a researcher claimed on the fourth day of the Dubai International Poetry Festival (DIPF) on Saturday.No argument there; no argument at all.
Labels:
Dubai,
Global Warming
Audi Hover Shark
Yes, it's very cool looking, but I prefer my concept cars to not violate the laws of physics, thank you.
Monday, 9 March 2009
Couldn't Happen to a Nicer Person
Headline from The Times:
George Galloway stoned in EgyptYeah, we once scored some righteous 'shrooms there and were totally baked for a week, man.
Desperation
Sure sign of a copywriter at the end of his tether: "It's a mouthwash and an antiseptic and... And... Aftershave... That's it.... Aftershave...And a floor wax...And a dessert topping... God, my head's going to explode! It's a pain killer... And a cleanser..."
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