Tuesday, 7 August 2007

Vomit Torch

Intelligent Optical Systems, Inc, under a contract for the United States Department of Homeland Security, has developed a torch that causes anyone who looks at it to suffer "disorientation, nausea and even vomiting".

The technical details of how the device works are classified, but our sources claim that highly compressed video clips from The Girls Next Door may be involved.

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