Friday 24 August 2007

Scooby Doo, Call Your Service

Cuban Foreign Minister Felipe Perez Roque says that Fidel Castro is in "permanent" contact with leaders of the Communist party and the government.

Translation: Run for your lives, the Havana Capitol Building is haunted.

Update: Maximum Leader's condition may be "stable", but the rumours about his death are alive and kicking.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not necessarily. The commie leaders in question may be the likes of Illich, Joe Stalin and Mister Mao.

Anonymous said...

Ooh, Great Uncle Che too?

Anonymous said...

Unca Che isn't speaking to Fidel, even though their apartments in hell are probably right next to each other. Bad feelings over some small matter of an assasination or something.

Anonymous said...

Aw, I'd hoped they'd be able to get over that trivial "I had you shot in cold blood" thing by now.

Is Trotsky still bitter over the whole icepick thing, too?

jayessell said...

They would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddeling kids.