John Simpson: Telepath

John Simpson demonstrates his amazing powers far beyond those of mortal men (emphasis added).

But the BBC's world affairs editor John Simpson said that after his tirade, which was clearly deliberate, Saddam Hussein seemed to have a small smile of triumph on his face as he was led away from the courtroom.

"It was as if he was thinking 'I've come here and done what I intended to do,'" our correspondent said.

Ah, yes. Why should a reporter confine himself to piddly little things like facts when he has the ability to read minds?