Childhood is Now a Crime

In a final push to wipe any vestiges of liberty from the British Isles, the government is planning to remove all rights of parents to their own children in favour of a massive database of the intimate details every child's life, a horde of "super nannies" and like busybodies who will descend en mass at the first whiff of unorthodox behaviour right down to not eating enough vegetables and profiling "babies (?!?) and children who may become a 'menace' or a cost to society in later life."

Ah, childhood! A time of innocence, discovery and being treated like a violent criminal on parole.