Castro: Who Says He's Mortal?

Vice President Carlos Lage of Cuba said that Maximum Leader Fidel Castro is doing just fine.

The operation that he underwent was successful and he is recovering favorably. Fidel's going to be around for another 80 years.

You mean Castro will live to 160? That's saying something. His doctor claims he'll only make it to 140.

Meanwhile, back on Planet Earth, I have no doubt that Castro will indeed be around for another eighty years, though in a somewhat more sedentary condition at room temperature.