Kenneth Grahame, Call Your Service

Gregory Brown of the University of Sydney has discovered that giant cane toads are using the roads in Australia to get from one place to another. Not only is this aiding the toads in their destruction of the local sugar cane crop, but the little blighters are forever stealing motor cars, tearing about the countryside, crashing the machines, dressing up as washerwomen and going "poop poop" at a moment's notice.

Mr. Badger was unavailable for comment.