Friday, 26 May 2006

Victory at Last

Rejoice, for the Spanish American War is no more. After 108 years, the United States has finally prevailed and to commemorate this historic event, the three-percent federal excise tax on long-distance phone calls used to finance the campaign has been repealed.

Now if only Her Majesty's Armed Forces could defeat Napoleon, we could get rid of this $#*&ing income tax!

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