Saturday 31 March 2012
Friday 30 March 2012
Collapsible “Buckliball” turns failure into functionality
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gizmag,
Technology,
United States
Thursday 29 March 2012
Wednesday 28 March 2012
Hippies dans l'espace
L'aƩrodrome de soucoupes volantes |
I strongly recommend that the local authorities Google "Heaven's Gate" and keep the coroner on stand-by.
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France
Electric kettle
Yanko Design (The DREADCO of the design world) scores another bull's eye with this electric kettle notable for its Chianti-bottle shape complete with narrow neck. Plug it in and learn first hand why kettles don't have tiny necks and what a second-degree burn feels like.
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Technology
Tuesday 27 March 2012
Death of Afghanistan
'Who art thou, seller of dog's flesh,' thundered Tallantire, 'to speak of terms and treaties? Get hence to the hills—go, and wait there starving, till it shall please the Government to call thy people out for punishment—children and fools that ye be! Count your dead, and be still. Best assured that the Government will send you a MAN!'
'Ay,' returned Khoda Dad Khan, 'for we also be men.'
As he looked Tallantire between the eyes, he added, 'And by God, Sahib, may thou be that man!'Kipling, Rudyard "The Head of the District", Life's Handicap (p. 127). Kindle Edition.
Afghan security personnel killed three NATO soldiers yesterday. That makes 16 "friendly" killings this year.
The Afghanistan campaign has always been problematic. It didn't help that the previous American administration got bogged down in Sisyphean nation building. And the current one conducting a policy of letting the war run on autopilot didn't help. Nor did, when that option ran out, settling for a slow-motion surrender to the Taliban by announcing a withdrawal date.
It certainly was an insane idea to treat the Afghans like a load of Germans or Japanese who just needed a bit of aid to get them on their feet rather than a barbarian people who needed a British Empire-style district officer to keep them in line until they learned how to govern themselves. The moment Afghan soldiers started shooting ours and we did nothing about it, the whole thing became impossible.
It can still be salvaged, but I can't see the theatre commander (Not the American ambassador) having Kharzi hauled in under armed NATO guard and told in the bluntest terms that NATO is there for our defence, not theirs and that if we leave, we'll come back the next time they give us trouble and settle for making the rubble bounce and perdition with the hearts and minds.
If this sort of Kiplingesque approach isn't used, we might as well pack up now and not leave a single man behind.
Napoleonland
France is planning a theme park dedicated to the tyrant and would-be ruler of the world, Napoleon Bonaparte.
It'll make a great companion to Germany's Hitler Park, Italy's Mussolini World, Russia's Stalinarama, Red China's The Mao Experience and Cambodia's Pol Pot Superfun Happy Place.
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France
Proton gun
Goodbye, Mr Bond! |
I've already emailed them about a special order to install the device under my desk, so I can discretely handle "inconvenient" visitors
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Technology
Monday 26 March 2012
If this is Tuesday, it must be Denmark
Obama: The man who turned not giving a damn into an art.
If the coffee costs less than a dollar fifty (tax included), of course.
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Obama,
United States
Cameron in the abyss
Film director James Cameron becomes the first man to reach the bottom of the Marianas Trench in fifty years and the only to do so single-handed.
I think that the man is a pompous ass and a blinkered political bigot and that with each attempt his films become more and more risible, but if he has the guts to pull off something like this, then I'd like to shake his hand and buy him a drink.
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United States
Batman pulled over by the rozzers
"Batman" was pulled over in Montgomery, Maryland because his Lamborghini didn't have a number plate.
Oddly enough, ever since I was a teenager I've been convinced that if Batman ever did get arrested it would be because he didn't have proper documents for the batmobile. Be fair, how's he going to get an MOT disk?
Update: Top Gear nearly duplicates my headline. Is there a secret EI reader on their staff?
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Motor Car,
United States
Sunday 25 March 2012
Carrozzeria's modern reinterpretation of the 1952 Alfa Romeo Disco Volante
Saturday 24 March 2012
Friday 23 March 2012
An unfortunate flaw
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Future Past
The rains of Titan
Artwork copyright© Bonestell Space Art, used with permission |
Places on Saturn's moon Titan see rainfall about once every 1,000 years on average, a new analysis concludes.The sprinkler bans are hell there.
Soda-water dogs
Thursday 22 March 2012
Battle Beneath Clintonville
Well, since the Fantastic Four haven't shown up, we can dismiss the Mole Man, but Red China is under a "coup watch" at the moment, so there is another possibility that we present here.
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Illinois,
United States
Homemade vehicles
Labels:
Britain,
Technology
Nothing to see here, move along
This is almost getting monotonous–or would if it weren't so deadly. North Africans serving in the French armed forces are gunned down at a cash machine in Toulouse, then a few days later, a Rabbi and three Jewish children are killed by the same man outside of a Jewish school in Toulouse. Despite the obvious possibility that this could be a Jihadist going after "traitors" who joined the enemy's army and then indulged in a spot of Jew killing, the press in France and out never even considered it. Instead, it was days of banging on about how it had to be some right-wing racist acting out the xenophobic blood lust that lurks in the heart of every white man. Then they act all surprised when the monster is cornered and he turns out to be a Muslim Jihadist, but they say he's a lone wolf. Okay, a lone wolf who's part of Al Qaeda and busted out of a prison in Kandahar, but that's all. Oh, and his motive is a complete mystery.
Actually, they weren't surprised. They were too busy wringing their hands over the anti-Muslim backlash that will inevitably follow, yet never appears.
These are the sort of "journalists" who would have reported in 1940 that bombs just "happen" to be falling on London.
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Enemy Action,
France,
Jihad,
MSM
Wednesday 21 March 2012
"Special" relationship
All tuckered. |
Barack Obama 'tucked David Cameron up in bed' on Air Force OneNo doubt gave him his teddy and read him a story as well. I hope the ghost of Palmerston appears at the foot of Mr Cameron's bed with rattling chains and shrieks at him.
The article also mentions Roosevelt walking in on Churchill in the bath only for the great man to say,
The British Prime Minister has nothing to hide from the President of the United States.
One thing we can definitely say is that Roosevelt never tucked him. That's because the President was passed out at the time. It turns out that on Churchill's first visit, he and Roosevelt sat up late drinking Scotch until Roosevelt slid to the carpet. The next morning, Eleanor left her room and saw Churchill walking towards the President's bedroom with a bottle in each hand to start the party up again.
On his next visit, Churchill discovered that Elanor in retaliation had Blair House across the street turned into the official residence of visiting dignitaries, so no tucking in opportunities there.
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Britain,
David Cameron,
Obama,
United States
Tuesday 20 March 2012
New process could revolutionize electron microscopy
Commanding the depths
Victor Davis Hanson looks at the Left's claims to hold moral authority and concludes that their only real moral compass is power.
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Misc
Monday 19 March 2012
Making the world safe for gnat's piss
Because it worked so well the first time |
It's a small change that brewers are hoping customers won't notice.Not noticing is marked by the public bar being drenched in the discharge of outraged spit takes.
Dressing ship
Baseball caps! My Dad was in the RN for over thirty years and I only saw him in uniform once on duty or off, but this sort of Friday casual approach to naval attire would have killed him in a fit of pure apoplexy. Updating uniforms and making them more practical does not mean turning them into something more suitable to the Girl Guides.
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Britain,
Royal Navy
Sunday 18 March 2012
Saturday 17 March 2012
Friday 16 March 2012
The heirs of Churchill and Roosevelt
The "leaders" of the free world show off their gravitas |
It's a staggering sight: Her Majesty's Prime Minister (or he would be, if his government was legitimate) acting as The One's re-election campaign prop. It's bad enough for a minister of the Crown getting involved in foreign politics. It's even worse when a Tory (Red Tory, anyway), shills for a Socialist who is the antithesis of everything the Conservatives once stood for. And it is a travesty how these two have turned the Special Relationship from an alliance of giants into a "Screw the world, let's take in a basketball game" affair. But for Cameron to abase himself to the point of endorsing Mr Soetoro's cynical plan to tap the US Strategic Oil Reserve to push down petrol prices and effectively bribe American voters with their country's national security and that of the West shows that Mr Cameron is either a phenomenal lightweight in the brains department or an amoral political hack.
I could weep.
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Britain,
David Cameron,
United States
Cronos
It's been a while since Yanko Design (The DREADCO of the design world) gave us a truly awful yacht, but they've made up for lost time with this monstrosity.
Not only is it hideous and sports pointless wings guranteed to catch every swell, but the helm is set so deep inside the saloon that it's impossible to steer because you can't see anything. It's awe inspiring.
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Ships
Thursday 15 March 2012
From tiny oak, mighty acorns grow
The town of Buford, Wyoming is for sales. Starting bid: $100,000.
It may not have a hollowed-out volcano or an impenetrable swamp, but as a nascent power base or bridgehead for an alien invasion you could do a lot worse. Just buy it, set up the homing beacon and wait for the fleet. How you handle the local authorities is your problem.
Hail Vectron!
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United States,
Wyoming
Your call can't be connected
According to this 1932 report, a reflective upper layer of the Earth's atmosphere precludes establishing radio communications with Mars.
That and the planet being a still-born, dead husk of a world, but the layer doesn't help.
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Future Past,
Mars
Wednesday 14 March 2012
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
The critics have been harsh on the Disney film John Carter to the point where the New York Times compared it to Ishtar, but we've seen it and the Szondy family disagrees. We found it refreshing, a lot of fun and the daughter was so taken with the epic that she's penning her own story, A Princess of Venus: an adventure of Peter Angels.
Somewhere Burroughs smiles.
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Cinema,
Science Fiction
The fruits of willful ignorance
How far the BBC have fallen. The have Jeremy Paxman do a flashy programme about Gordon of Khartoum and get every salient fact completely wrong.
I shouldn't be too hard on them. It's not as if it's the British Broadcasting Corporation, after all.
I shouldn't be too hard on them. It's not as if it's the British Broadcasting Corporation, after all.
Britannica no longer rules
It's been a good 244 years, but the Encyclopedia Britannica is ceasing publication, though it will still continue in its on-line form.
I'm amazed that it lasted this long. When I was a boy, Britannica was as close as I could come to the Internet; an always accessible source of information on almost any subject. I always liked the fact that the editors strove to get the best experts in the field to write the articles and up until they reformatted it into the ill-conceived micropedia and macropedia sets they were happy to include articles that were so in-depth that you could get a decent education on a subject at one sitting. Unfortunately, the sets cost as much as a small car, were as portable as a hod of bricks and went out of date while you were making a sandwich, so digital sources pretty much doomed it.
Ironically, though my old set long went to that great book shop in the sky (okay, Oxford Covered Market), I still dip into Britannica regularly. But that's the 1911 edition. That I read on line.
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Books,
United States
Tuesday 13 March 2012
Future streets
This 1925 vision of the city of the future always fascinated me. Why bother with one boring ground-level street system with an underground train at most leading off into the suburbs when you can turn a metropolis into one massive labyrinth of tunnels, warrens and terraces that no one ever leaves in their lives because everyone is hopelessly lost.
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Future Past
Checking the odds
Headline from the Bloomberg Businessweek:
A Hot Dog a Day Raises Risk of Dying, Harvard Study FindsYou mean raises it above 100 percent?
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Food,
United States
Death to free men!
Our "ethical" future. |
Oh, let's drop the sarcasm. This is the "green" dream come true; mankind exterminated and replaced with a docile slave race created solely to serve their overclass masters from now until the end of time–or until the Elite degenerate into Eloi and the slave race become Morlocks and start dining on their former masters.
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Environmentalism,
Ingsoc
Monday 12 March 2012
Zagato AC 378 GT relaunches classic car brand
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Britain,
gizmag,
Italy,
Motor Car,
South Africa
Gymbot
Gymbot, let me introduce you to the hammer I keep under the cushions |
It's targeted at Outer Party members who don't have telescreens yet.
Mercury observatory
NASA has long had a waste not, want not philosophy and loves reusing leftover equipment. Skylab is the best example of this; a space station cobbled together from bits of Apollo hardware. But the habit set in early with this charming little orbital observatory built into an old Mercury capsule.
It's a wonder that the shuttles ever made it to a museum.
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Future Past,
NASA,
Space,
United States
The waiting game
I observed that he sat frequently for half and hour on end, with knitted brows and an abstracted air, but he swept the matter away with a wave of his hand when I mentioned it. “Data! Data! Data!” he cried impatiently. “I can’t make bricks without clay.”By now, you've no doubt run across the downright gleeful coverage of the mainstream press of the alleged shooting of 16 people by an American soldier in Kandahar; complete with bloody footage on CNN, lots of talk about reprisals and Mr Barack Hussein Obama once again mobilising an all-out apology to the corrupt Kharzi government.
Sherlock Holmes "The Copper Beeches" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
As for me, I have nothing to say on the matter until I find out the man's name and at least something about his motives. In other words, something a bit more solid.
Speculation without facts is less than pointless.
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Afghanistan,
United States,
US Army
Sunday 11 March 2012
Saturday 10 March 2012
Friday 9 March 2012
Grey Walter's tortoises
Who would have thought that the start of the robot apocalypse would be so charming
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Britain,
Future Past,
Robots
Circle girl to the rescue!
Asia defence spending to overtake EuropeFortunately, the European Empire has women who sit in circles with disapproving looks to defend it.
Himalayas Water Tower
Yanko Design (The DREADCO of the design world) has this solution to the inexorable melting of the Himalayan glaciers due to global warming: Build 900-yard tall towers, one third of which is filled with ice cubes made up with run-off from the melting glaciers.
Two problems with this. First, the capacity of these towers compared to the volume of a single glacier is so tiny that it makes wind power look like a good idea and second, the designer has missed out on Glaciergate.
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Architecture,
Environmentalism
Thursday 8 March 2012
The future of reading
And what problem does this solve? |
More of a Kindle, I'd say.
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Future Past
Space Station V
Unwanted Blog has some pretty impressive blueprints of 2001: a Space Odyssey's Space Station V.
They don't make 'em like they used to.
They don't make 'em like they used to.
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Cinema,
Future Past
The leadership of Captain Kirk
Forbes looks at the five leadership lessons of Captain James Tiberius Kirk.
Regrettably, flying leg kicks do not count among them.
Regrettably, flying leg kicks do not count among them.
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Science Fiction,
Television,
United States
Wednesday 7 March 2012
ASV hulls would dramatically improve ship efficiency by riding on a cushion of air
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gizmag,
Norway,
Technology
Pardon?
Headline:
At least I've got her and the daughter using proper words like "car park" and "offie" and the daughter's Rs are softer than her class mates', so the cause of civilisation is not lost.
Do people in the Northwest have an accent?Yes, and you can cut it with a knife. My wife, who is a native Washingtonian, thinks she's accentless and thinks I'm kidding when I tell her that she has a very thick one and I sometimes have trouble understanding her.
At least I've got her and the daughter using proper words like "car park" and "offie" and the daughter's Rs are softer than her class mates', so the cause of civilisation is not lost.
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Chez Szondy
Tuesday 6 March 2012
Reality knocks
The end of a dream |
Meanwhile, the ChiComs have discovered enough shale gas to run the middle kingdom for 200 years and what do you think are the chances of their turning their backs on that gift? Or that the rest of the world won't follow their example like a shot with the Inner Party looking shocked as they're trampled under foot?
That sound you hear is Al Gore's bubble bursting.
Labels:
China,
Environmentalism
Douglas conjunction-class Mars mission
Beyond Apollo looks at Douglas's 1965 study for getting to Mars fast.
I miss the days when talk of a manned Mars mission was something taken seriously.
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Future Past,
Mars,
NASA,
United States
Monday 5 March 2012
CAMRA rejoices
Drinking this is like making love in a canoe |
Has Britain fallen out of love with lager?One can only hope so. A true sign of Britain's recovery will be the banishment of this undrinkable muck back to its continental lair. I remember as a young lad going into the Vaults at Stony Stratford and one of my friends asking the barman if he had any lager only to be told, "Yeah, we keep it under the bar for the women and kids, but don't tell anyone."
It seemed like a good idea
As part of a new economy drive, ship's watches will consist of only one officer. To make up for this, pilots will be issued with these radio remote control devices so that they can still pilot the ship when they need to go to the karzi.
Phase II will convert this to an app.
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Technology
Go away!
I say we take the them out now.
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Robots,
United States
Intersections... of the FUTURE!
I'm not that impressed. It looks like any average road in Rome, though with fewer horns blaring and obscene gestures.
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Motor Car
Sunday 4 March 2012
"Interface scaffolds" could wire prosthetics directly into amputees' nervous systems
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