From an editorial in Denmark's Politiken.DK regarding Barack Hussein Obama's place in history:
Obama is, of course, greater than Jesus – if we have to play that absurd Christmas game.
How can anyone argue with that? Jesus is merely the only begotten son of God who brought the Gospel to the world, died on the cross to atone for the sins of all mankind, descended into Hell, was resurrected, and now sits at the right hand of the Father Almighty where he will judge the quick and the dead. The One, on the other hand, is much greater because he... Well... He... Yeah.
2 comments:
Satire, right? Or a bad bottle of akvavit?
There must be some books of the New Testament missing for this comparison to work, like the time Jesus went to Athens to lobby for the Summer Olympics to be held in Jerusalem, or when he convinced the Romans to vote themselves 48 billion Denars as a stimulus for the Roman economy and hold off collapse.
I think Sergej is right, this has to be from some sort of Danish Onion.
Onion danish, ick
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