The National Trust wants people to start peeing on bales of hay so that people can not only Worship Blessed Gaia, but also Save the Planet
TM. According to head busybody Tamzin Phillips:
An average flush of the lavatory can use anything from four and a half to nine litres of water each time, but what people may not realise is that this water is treated to the same standard as drinking water and shouldn’t be wasted.
It's all very well when the Trust's head gardener advocates this as a way to get the composter going, but, quite frankly, with all this Green Party bilge the only unconventional place I have an urge to pee in is Miss Phillips's letterbox.
2 comments:
"Nine liters"? Horrors! We'll use up all the planet's water in less than a century at that rate! Then everything will die!
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
You've probably never had a droplet of pee ricochet back into your face.
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