Thursday 5 October 2006

Today's text is EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!


I think this is a first. A Dalek made a guest appearance at Eltham Baptist Church in south London. I don't know whether the homicidal pepperpot was asked to read the lesson, but unofficial accounts indicate that after the first couple of disintegrations no one fell asleep during the vicar's sermon and that the collection plate was fair groaning by the time it reached the last pew.

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