Tuesday, 1 August 2006

Penguin Asylum Shock Horror

Contrary to popular belief, few penguins employ jet packs.

Penguin rights groups are up in arms (or wings or flippers or whatever) at the news that over a hundred penguins are being forcibly deported from Rio de Janeiro to Antarctica by the Brazilian Army without benefit of counsel.

Chilly Willy was unavailable for comment.

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