Britons 'not ready to drink less'I'm no fan of Britain's yob culture that thinks that the only way to have a good time is to drink until you throw up and pass out (and not necessarily in that order), but given that this story is about the failure of New Labour to impose a "European drinking culture" on the country with all the consideration that Dr. Pavlov gave to his dogs, I think I shall race my glass.
Sunday, 31 December 2006
Cheers
Labels:
Big Brother,
Britain,
Drink
Saturday, 30 December 2006
Learn Something New Everyday
From the Telegraph:
Scientists working for the US Air Force have already produced T-shirts and underwear that can be worn for weeks at a time without washing, and the technology has now been licensed to a London company, Alexium, to develop for civilian applications.You mean you weren't supposed to wear them that long before? That explains a lot.
Labels:
Underwear
Where Reality is a Distant Land
Not everyone is ecstatic about Saddam's departure, as "wilbur" over at Daily Kos demonstrates in the most lurid of prose.
We destroyed Saddam Hussein’s history. We went in to his village, his tribe, and we wiped away the footsteps of his lineage. We made sure that Saddam Hussein knows that everything about him, who he was, where he came from has ended. We turned him around and made him watch his footsteps in the sand, watch them disappear as the ocean washed over them. As a man who has reached middle age I feel an emptiness inside of me when I think of this – to watch yourself slowly disappear. It was an insane, almost psychotic cruelty. It was my society that not only did this, but cheered this – we were beating a dog over and over again because he bit us, making him yelp, humiliating him so he no longer had an identity, so that he was an empty shell. And when we knew he was an empty shell, we kept beating, our eyes on fire, snot dripping from our nose, wheezing under the strain of our constant blows. The dog had bitten somebody – he must be made to pay. Nobody regrets what we are doing – because he was a junkyard dog who attacked others.It isn't often that one comes across such a mind-boggling disconnect from anything resembling facts, history, commonsense or even basic decency. It should be cast in Lucite and preserved for all time as the purest strain of moral relativism
Sara Jane Smith: Leather Babe
Elizabeth Sladen has said that she hopes that her costumes will have a bit more of a "leather look" for her new children's series, The Sarah Jane Adventures.
Given that Ms Sladen is 58, albeit remarkably preserved, this might have to go back to committee.
Given that Ms Sladen is 58, albeit remarkably preserved, this might have to go back to committee.
Labels:
BBC,
Doctor Who
Friday, 29 December 2006
Justice Served
Saddam Hussein Hanged
Now approaching room temperature.

Saddam Hussein, former president of Iraq and infamous mass murderer, was executed at 6 AM Baghdad time.
I've had to deal with the smell of that dictator from varying proximity for over a quarter of a century ever since I started doing archaeological excavations in the Middle East. I have seen first hand the effects of his actions and the lives of friends and acquaintances have been affected, damaged, and even lost due to his evil. On my wall is a union jack from the First Gulf War and I've been following the second closely ever since it became the main front in the war against the Jihadists, so I was particularly keen to see this outcome.
However, It isn't because of any personal animosity that I hold for the monster that I am so openly pleased at this moment. I have very few truly driving passions in my life, but one of them is a deep-seated loathing of tyranny that makes me literally cheer when one is brought to task for his crimes. Any time a murdering tyrant does a Ceausescu I am absolutely delighted just as I am disappointed every time a Stalin dies in bed.
It doesn't happen often enough, but when it does, I have hope for the future of our sorry planet.
My wife reminds me that saying such things as Saddam now being three inches taller and wears a size six collar is unchristian. Therefore, I shall finish by saying that Saddam has now gone to meet his Maker and may God have mercy on his soul.
The Last Saddam Update?
Now it looks as though Saddam is going to be executed early Saturday morning Baghdad time-- which means it could happen any moment.
Stay tuned.
Update: Official: Saddam hangs by 6 AM Baghdad time.
Set the Tivo.
Stay tuned.
Update: Official: Saddam hangs by 6 AM Baghdad time.
Set the Tivo.
Thursday, 28 December 2006
It Only Took Fifty-Six Years
Britain is about to make its last payments on its war loans from the United States and Canada.
It was the finance charges that were the killer.
It was the finance charges that were the killer.
Labels:
Britain,
Canada,
Second World War,
USA
Saddam's Last WeekEnd
According to sources, Saddam Hussein, one of the bloodiest dictators of that bloodiest of centuries, is to hang on Sunday.
I'll bring the popcorn.
I'll bring the popcorn.
Eternal Mysteries
In case you're wondering, here is why German toads explode.
Now all you have to wonder about is why the deuce you wonder why German toads explode.
Now all you have to wonder about is why the deuce you wonder why German toads explode.
Eternal Mysteries
In case you're wondering, here is why German toads explode.
Now all you have to wonder about is why the deuce you wonder why German toads explode.
Now all you have to wonder about is why the deuce you wonder why German toads explode.
Somali Jihadists Routed
It's a sad day when Ethiopia has to show the West how to deal with Islamofascists.
Double Dhimmi Standards
In a mind-blowing expression of bare-faced gall, Spain's Islamic Board demanded the right to conduct Muslim prayers in Cordoba cathedral, which was a mosque before being converted to a cathedral in the 13th century.
Quite rightly, the Catholic church told the Muslim board what it could do with its demands, but it is a clear sign of what we face given the fact that this comes only a few weeks after Pope Benedict XVI's visit to the Hagia Sophia in Istanbul nearly set off a powder keg over speculation that he would dare do anything so vile as to make the sign of the cross in the vicinity. According to the Turkish paper Vatan,
Quite rightly, the Catholic church told the Muslim board what it could do with its demands, but it is a clear sign of what we face given the fact that this comes only a few weeks after Pope Benedict XVI's visit to the Hagia Sophia in Istanbul nearly set off a powder keg over speculation that he would dare do anything so vile as to make the sign of the cross in the vicinity. According to the Turkish paper Vatan,
The risk is that Benedict will send Turkey's Muslims and much of the Islamic world into paroxysms of fury if there is any perception that the Pope is trying to re-appropriate a Christian center that fell to Muslims.It looks as though re-appropriation is a one-way street.
Wednesday, 27 December 2006
Quote of the Day
If that many British Muslims turned out to protest interference with their customs, the Blair government would be bending over backward to please them.
Instapundit on the 300,000 people who turned out for foxhunting on Boxing Day in defiance of the government's ban.
Labels:
foxhunting,
justice
Tuesday, 26 December 2006
Saddam to Hang
Saddam Hussein has lost his appeal and will hang within the next thirty days.
It's a shame they can only do it once.
It's a shame they can only do it once.
Friday, 22 December 2006
Thursday, 21 December 2006
Wanted: Copy Editor
From the BBC (emphasis added):
A series of heavy gunbattles between Hamas and Fatah militants broke out in Gaza City early Friday, despite a two-day-old truce that had largely ended factional violence here.Self contradiction; it's a wonderful thing.
Wednesday, 20 December 2006
First Catch Your AI
If we make conscious robots they would want to have rights and they probably should.To paraphrase an old Spartan reply, "If."
Labels:
Future Past,
Robots
Tuesday, 19 December 2006
Killing the Golden Goose
The British armed forces are fighting two wars and are valiantly engaged in missions all over the globe, so how does HMG reward them?
Why, by cutting £1 billion from the defence budget, of course!
Why, by cutting £1 billion from the defence budget, of course!
Labels:
British Army,
Mod
Kilt Shortage
It's hard times in the Scottish regiments as soliders are forced to share kilts. In Afghanistan, there's only one for every fifteen men.
British Army sources describe the situation as "chilly."
British Army sources describe the situation as "chilly."
Labels:
British Army,
Kilts,
Scotland
Undercover
From the Telegraph:
A Somali asylum seeker wanted for the murder of WPc Sharon Beshenivsky is believed to have fled Britain dressed as a woman wearing a Muslim niqab, which covers the whole face apart from the eyes.The niqab is an icon of versatility; it's not only oppresive, but it makes a great getaway disguise for man or woman!
Labels:
Burkha,
Multiculturalism,
Muslim
Wind Storm Update
They're still trying to restore power to the outlying areas and the Woodinville-Duval Road has been completely closed as the debris is cleared away and the lines repaired. However, the biggest problem at the moment is people dying of carbon monoxide poisoning in record numbers by doing brilliant things like running a generator in their basement or firing up a charcoal grill in the kitchen.
We're expecting a common sense air drop any day now.
We're expecting a common sense air drop any day now.
Monday, 18 December 2006
Theatre News
In a welcome bit of news, Seattle's Theatre Schmeater has picked by my wife and I's adaptation of Kenneth Grahame's The Reluctant Dragon for it's summer park show next season.
So, if you're in the area next summer and you're looking for some family entertainment in the great outdoors, this is the play for you.
End of plug.
So, if you're in the area next summer and you're looking for some family entertainment in the great outdoors, this is the play for you.
End of plug.
Dhimmitude, Whether You KNow It or Not
A couple of headlines from the world of creeping dhimmitude.
In Britain, some state schools are serving all children, Muslim and infidel, only halal meat. More than that, it turns out that they've been doing so for years without telling anyone.
That's only infuriating. In Norway, it gets downright scary when Unni Wikan, a professor of social anthropology at the University of Oslo, reacted to Oslo's skyrocketing rape cases perpetrated by Muslim immigrant men in this way (emphasis added):
In Britain, some state schools are serving all children, Muslim and infidel, only halal meat. More than that, it turns out that they've been doing so for years without telling anyone.
That's only infuriating. In Norway, it gets downright scary when Unni Wikan, a professor of social anthropology at the University of Oslo, reacted to Oslo's skyrocketing rape cases perpetrated by Muslim immigrant men in this way (emphasis added):
“Norwegian women must take their share of responsibility for these rapes” because Muslim men found their manner of dress provocative. The professor’s conclusion was not that Muslim men living in the West needed to adjust to Western norms, but the exact opposite: “Norwegian women must realize that we live in a Multicultural society and adapt themselves to it.”Dear God, it's beyond parody!
Labels:
Dhimmitude,
Multiculturalism,
Muslim
Sunday, 17 December 2006
Wind Storm Update
The Woodinville-Duval Road is still a nightmare of downed power lines and trees, though this isn't the general picture. I had to drive up to Smoky Point, which is about forty miles north of here and aside from the odd branch and swayed sapling, things look fairly normal.
The biggest problem is frost, which we've had two nights of. That isn't so much of a problem out here, where everyone has a fireplace or wood stove, but in town I imagine quite a few condo dwellers have dark things to say about the 21st century.
Still, things are on the mend, so it looks as though I shan't need to reorganise Chez Szondy into a last bastion of civilisation against the darkening night.
Update: In a blast of pollution past, there's an inversion layer over the area and with so many fireplaces and stoves being pressed into service for heat, most of the mountain and the entire valley below us is covered with a pall of wood smoke.
Not sure if it's unhealthy, but I'm told it's quite fragrant.
Labels:
blackout,
Chez Szondy,
power
Saturday, 16 December 2006
Christmas Unveiled
The Muslim woman pegged to deliver Channel Four's "alternative" Christmas message in full veil has withdrawn (emphasis added).
In a statement, she said that it was the unexpected publicity around her decision that made her change her mind.Pass the eggnog, please.
But a source close to the programme makers said one of the reasons was that she had been pressurised by senior members of the community who felt it was not her place to talk about Islam. It has also been said that she had received threatening letters from non-Muslims accusing her of trying to upstage the Queen.
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Channel Four,
Christmas,
Islam,
Muslim
End of an Era
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Labels:
FCC,
Morse Code
Friday, 15 December 2006
Aftermath
Down in the valley, a whole stand of trees looked like a flattened field of corn. Along the Woodinville-Duval Road, so many pine trees had crashed along the road that the work crews had done little more than cut a winding path through the wreckage; leaving motorists to dodge stumps, low-lying branches, and strewn power lines. Beyond that, about a million people were without electricity-- which isn't in any way surprising.
We did not get to town.
Labels:
blackout,
Chez Szondy,
power
Power On
The power has come back on and Chez Szondy has returned to the 21st century-- which is a relief, because if the electricity remained out until this afternoon we would have had the mother of all spontaneous barbecues to deal with a fridge full of warming meat.
Things haven't returned completely to normal, though. The wind storm that caused the failure knocked down trees all over the place, including several straight across our road.
And then there is the worst casualty of the episode; my nerves. Ever try to manage a brew up on a camp stove with one ear to the emergency shortwave while dealing with a four-year old without television to nail her down?
Not a pretty sight.
Things haven't returned completely to normal, though. The wind storm that caused the failure knocked down trees all over the place, including several straight across our road.
And then there is the worst casualty of the episode; my nerves. Ever try to manage a brew up on a camp stove with one ear to the emergency shortwave while dealing with a four-year old without television to nail her down?
Not a pretty sight.
Thursday, 14 December 2006
Spiffing!
The power just went out at Chez Szondy, but, fortunately, the laptop and dialup connection is still going-- for now.
Labels:
blackout,
Chez Szondy,
power
Roboshark
The US military is working on ways to convert sharks to remote control.
Now if we can just put frikkin' lasers in their heads we'll have the set.
Now if we can just put frikkin' lasers in their heads we'll have the set.
Only in Japan
Apparently, in Japan you can pay someone to wake you up by vacuuming your face, shoving wasabi up your nose or drizzling hot wax on you.
You pay for this, remember.
Wednesday, 13 December 2006
Bond 22
The rumour is that the next James Bond film will based on Ian Fleming's short story "Risico".
It's a good job they found an unadapted story, otherwise they'd have been making a film out of the copyright notices.
It's a good job they found an unadapted story, otherwise they'd have been making a film out of the copyright notices.
Labels:
Film,
Ian Fleming,
James Bond
Monday, 11 December 2006
I Hope to God "Hug" Isn't a Euphemism
Marvellous. Now I can look forward to being molested by my clothing.
Preemptive Policing
Commander Dave Johnston, Britain's most senior murder investigator, has suggested that DNA should be taken from infants and put in a database in order to solve future crimes.Bravo. Now all the government needs is to simply make being born a crime and the circle will be complete.
Slow Day
We've got guests at Chez Szondy, so entries will be a little light for the next couple of days.
Sunday, 10 December 2006
Yuletide Dhimmitude
From Reuters (emphasis added):
A school in traditionally Catholic Spain has cancelled Christmas celebrations so as not to offend children who are not Christians, ABC newspaper reported on Wednesday.Where is El Cid when you need him?
The Hilarion Gimeno school in Zaragoza said teachers had put forward various reasons for not celebrating Christmas, but ABC said the worry was that Muslim children might be upset.
Labels:
Christianity,
Christmas,
Dhimmitude,
Muslim,
Spain
World's Smallest Violin
It gnaws at the people in the Middle East that such a small country as Israel, with only about 7 million inhabitants, can defeat the Arab nation with its 350 million.
Ahmed Sheikh, Al-Jazeera Editor-in-Chief
Poor Didums!
Kipper Ties at Half Mast
Open University broadcasts are to end after thirty years of keeping people riveted with enthralling lectures on parl;kjuif'ap;otsrjfk'ag[;llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Labels:
Education,
Open University,
Television
Happy Whatever
Seatac airport in Seattle is removing its Christmas trees after receiving ONE complaint.
For sale: One backbone. Hardly used.
For sale: One backbone. Hardly used.
Moonbase of Moondoggle?
Saturday, 9 December 2006
Doc Savage and the Evil-Minded Parishoners
Do Monk, Ham and the others know about this?
Labels:
Christianity,
Church of England
Friday, 8 December 2006
Integrate or Stay Away
Tony Blair has declared that Britain's misbegotten experiment in multiculuralism is now officially over:
If you come here lawfully, we welcome you. If you are permitted to stay here permanently, you become an equal member of our community and become one of us. The right to be different. The duty to integrate. That is what being British means.This is a vital step in this war. Now let's see if the Mr. Blair backs it up with equally tough action.
Labels:
Britain,
Multiculturalism
Missing Piece of the Puzzle
The BBC reports that a man, Derrick Shareef, 22, has been arrested for planning to carry out "violent Jihad" by attacking a shopping centre in Illinois with hand grenade.
Not surprisingly, the Beeb leaves out one tiny detail in the story. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I suspect that it may have something to do with his motive.
Not surprisingly, the Beeb leaves out one tiny detail in the story. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I suspect that it may have something to do with his motive.
Thursday, 7 December 2006
Another Day in Paradise
An Islamic court has ordered the residents of Bulo Burto, Somailia to pray five times a day or face beheading.
Ah, the joys of sharia law in the hands of Jihadists!
Ah, the joys of sharia law in the hands of Jihadists!
Quote of the Day
(W)hen Muslims beat infidels, it’s just too bad for the latter; they must submit to their new overlords’ rules with all the attendant discrimination and humiliation mandated for non-Muslims. Yet when Islam is beaten, demands for apologies and concessions are expected from the infidel world at large.
Raymond Ibrahim on double standards.
The BBC Discovers Future Past
But not the site!
Damn. I could have blown my bandwidth in fifteen minutes!
Damn. I could have blown my bandwidth in fifteen minutes!
Labels:
BBC,
Future Past
Wednesday, 6 December 2006
A World in Chaos
Having their priorities stuffed firmly up their fundaments, New Zealand is using ice cream vans to run speed traps.
In other developments, police cars will now be used to sell ice cream.
In other developments, police cars will now be used to sell ice cream.
Labels:
New Zealand,
Police,
Speed Traps
Wrong End of the Telescope II
How to deal with the bankruptcy of multiculuralism and the need to assimilate exploding immigrant populations? Obviously, reduce the teaching of Christianity in schools in favour of Islam and Hinduism.
Next: How to put out a fire with a can of petrol.
Next: How to put out a fire with a can of petrol.
Labels:
Britain,
Hindu,
Multiculturalism,
Muslim,
Schools
The Other Holy Book is Desecrated
From News.com.au:
Two Muslim students have been expelled from an Islamic school in Melbourne for urinating and spitting on a Bible and setting it on fire.And this was followed by a notable lack of rioting and murder on the part of Christians around the world. Strangely, Newsweek is remarkably absent as well.
Labels:
Australia,
Bible,
Desecration,
Muslim
Crazy Cat
From the BBC:
It has long been known cats can suffer from dementia.Translation, based on common experience:
Cats are demented.
When Sanity Takes a Holiday
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Labels:
Big Brother,
Cricket,
Ingsoc,
Liberty,
Police
And a Corn Chicken in a Palm Tree
In an effort to make Christmas more "inclusive", some British schools are going to such "inclusive" lengths as to avoid Christmas celebrations in favour of a "inclusive" "multi-faith" function, dumping the carol "The Twelve Days of Christmas" for a reggae version that replaces partridges with "inclusive" "corn chickens" (whatever the deuce they are) and golden rings with mangoes, and, at Rotherham, removing turkey from the menu to make way for an "inclusive" "Muslim Christmas" (?!?) Halal dinner that is more "integrated".
Modern Britain, where "inclusive" is defined as that which excludes traditional Christians.
Modern Britain, where "inclusive" is defined as that which excludes traditional Christians.
Labels:
Christmas,
Multiculturalism,
Muslim
Tuesday, 5 December 2006
Evil Dead Chickens
As if the human variety wasn't scary enough, now we have to deal with the inevitable zombie chicken attack.
Labels:
Chicken
Sign of the Times
A veiled Muslim woman will deliver this year's alternative Christmas speech on Channel 4, the broadcaster has said.Why is it that the words "snapshot of Britain's future" keep popping into my head?
Update: Also on the BBC, three quarters of British firms have banned Christmas decorations to avoid offending
Maybe "future" was the wrong word.
Labels:
BBC,
Burkha,
Channel Four,
Christmas,
Dhimmitude,
Muslim
Dhimmitude in Sherwood Forest
I haven't seen the new Robin Hood on BBC One and given the fact that Friar Tuck has been replaced by a transvestite woman Muslim scientist, I have no desire to do so.
And I thought that the 1980's Robin of Sherwood New Age version with all its Herne the Hunter nonsense and Clannad soundtrack was a load of rubbish. Come back, Richard Greene, all is forgiven!
And I thought that the 1980's Robin of Sherwood New Age version with all its Herne the Hunter nonsense and Clannad soundtrack was a load of rubbish. Come back, Richard Greene, all is forgiven!
Labels:
BBC,
Dhimmitude,
Muslim,
Robin Hood
Lt. Ellis, Call Your Service.
What the purpose of such a base will be or whether it will be manned by babes in purple wigs has yet to be decided.
Monday, 4 December 2006
Turnering the Stomach
Who wins the Turner prize will be announced on Monday.
One of the entries is literally a pile of rubbish, which is remarkably apt.
One of the entries is literally a pile of rubbish, which is remarkably apt.
Bolton Resigns
John Bolton has resigned as the US temporary envoy to the United Nations.
So ends the one voice of sanity in the mad house.
So ends the one voice of sanity in the mad house.
Labels:
Bolton,
UN,
United Nations
And Now We Are Three
Good News: New Labour plans to keep the nuclear detterent force. Bad news: It's going to be with three submarines instead of four with only 150 warheads.
To paraphrase Bilbo Baggins, it's a bit thin, like butter spread over too much bread.
To paraphrase Bilbo Baggins, it's a bit thin, like butter spread over too much bread.
Sunday, 3 December 2006
1939 Redux?
Is the Baker report our Munich agreement with the Jihadists?
Labels:
Iran,
Iraq,
Jihad,
Munich,
United States
Saturday, 2 December 2006
Still Chilling
In a turn of events that surprises no one, Fidel Castro was unable to attend a military parade in his honour because of his being dead prolonged illness.
What? No Tang?
Last week, the astronauts about the International Space Station had the arduous task of trying out a new "celebratory" menu designed to mark special occassions during long space missions. The menu included:
This would be impressive, if it hadn't all come in tinsMain dishes:
- Effiloché de volaille en Parmentier (shredded chicken Parmentier)
- Dos d'espadon façon Riviera (Riviera style swordfish)
- Volaille épicée, sauté de légumes à la Thaï (spicy chicken with stir-fried Thai vegetables)
- Cailles rôties au Madiran (quails roasted in Madrian wine)
- Magret de canard confit, condiment aux câpres (duck breast confit with capers)
Side dishes:
- Carottes de sable au goût d'orange et coriandre (sand carrots with a hint of orange and coriander)
- Céleri rave en délicate purée à la noix de muscade (a light puree of celery with a hint of nutmeg)
- Caponata (tomato, aubergine and olive dip)
Desserts:
- Gâteau de semoule de blé fine aux abricots secs (semolina cake with dried apricots)
- Morceaux de pommes fondantes (apple fondant pieces)
- Far de l'espace Space (a Brittany 'far' tart)
- Rice pudding aux fruits confits (rice pudding with candied fruit)
Friday, 1 December 2006
Double Standard
Hezbollah refuses to recognise the Lebanese government, telling it to hand over power or else.
Strangely, NBC does not call this civil war.
Strangely, NBC does not call this civil war.
In the Tray
A new video production from Creative Electrical Outlet featuring the famous Emma's godparents, Amy Walton & Glen Hamilton; two of the finest actors ever to have migrated from Seattle to LA.
Thursday, 30 November 2006
Global Cooling
Global warming is so 20th century.
What Could Go Wrong?
How to handle Russia's chronic alcoholism? Introduce "People's Vodka" for the masses.
Note to the Kremlin: The idea is to reduce the drinking.
Note to the Kremlin: The idea is to reduce the drinking.
Apologise for Everything
Tony Blair's expression of "sorrow" over Britain's role in the slave trade has been put into perspective by Sir Peter Tapsel MP (Con), who demanded that the Mr. Blair apologise for King Henry VIII's "disgraceful treatment of his wives".
Stand by for calls to establish a Ministry For Apologising For Everything that Anyone in Britain Has Done Anywhere, Anytime.
Stand by for calls to establish a Ministry For Apologising For Everything that Anyone in Britain Has Done Anywhere, Anytime.
Wednesday, 29 November 2006
Snow Day III
There's still ten degrees of frost outside, the roads have nearly an inch of ice on them and the weather forecast is for another snow storm this afternoon, but I have business in town that I can't put off any longer, so I'll have to make a go of it.
In the words of the immortal Captain Oates, "I am just going outside and may be some time."
Happy Birthday?
It's Fidel Castro's 80th birthday, but the Maximum Leader is too dead ill to attend his own party.
Fourth Estate, Fifth Column
What the reality on the ground is in Iraq is one thing, but as far as the MSM in the United States is concerned, the war is lost. In a moment worthy of Walter Cronkite shafting his own country by calling the American victory in the Tet Offensive in 1968 proof of Communist invincibility, NBC, based on swallowing enemy propaganda whole, decides that the Iraq Campaign is now "civil war" and CBS declares that the only option for the Coalition is to "manage defeat."
That grinding sound you hear is Ernie Pyle spinning in his grave.
That grinding sound you hear is Ernie Pyle spinning in his grave.
Santa's Tardis
The Daleks may never succeed in taking over the universe, but it looks as though Doctor Who is ready to conquer Christmas.
Tuesday, 28 November 2006
With Friends Like These...
Our "ally" Pakistan is telling NATO to surrender to the Taleban.
To quote General Count Etienne Cambronne when called upon to lay down his arms at the Battle of Waterloo, "merde."
To quote General Count Etienne Cambronne when called upon to lay down his arms at the Battle of Waterloo, "merde."
Splitting the Law
There is an astonishing parallel in the news today with legal scholars cheerfully cooing over how multiculturalism is generating parallel legal systems in Britain-- even going so far as saying (emphasis added),
What is frightening about all of this is that as an archaeologist I've seen exactly this sort of thing before with the Saxon invasion of Britain in the 5th century AD. At first, the Saxons came as settlers who caused little trouble aside from the odd pirate raid, but eventually as their numbers swelled they became less and less deferential toward their hosts and before the native Britons knew what they were about, the "immigrants" revealed themselves as invaders who plunged the land into decades of bloody warfare.
What is old is new, I suppose.
Update: The Telegraph reports that Faizul Aqtab Siddiqi, a barrister and principal of Hijaz College Islamic University, near Nuneaton, Warwicks predicts "that there would be a formal network of Muslim courts within a decade."
Translation: By 2016, sharia will be the firmly established in Britain.
Some academic lawyers see these alternative legal systems as an inevitable - and welcome - consequence of multiculturalism.Meanwhile, events on the other side of channel make one wonder is "welcome" is quite the word, as there are now 751 no-go areas in France that the police have effectively given over to the Jihadists.
What is frightening about all of this is that as an archaeologist I've seen exactly this sort of thing before with the Saxon invasion of Britain in the 5th century AD. At first, the Saxons came as settlers who caused little trouble aside from the odd pirate raid, but eventually as their numbers swelled they became less and less deferential toward their hosts and before the native Britons knew what they were about, the "immigrants" revealed themselves as invaders who plunged the land into decades of bloody warfare.
What is old is new, I suppose.
Update: The Telegraph reports that Faizul Aqtab Siddiqi, a barrister and principal of Hijaz College Islamic University, near Nuneaton, Warwicks predicts "that there would be a formal network of Muslim courts within a decade."
Translation: By 2016, sharia will be the firmly established in Britain.
Snow Day II
On down side, we have run out of Chardonnay and are desperately on the lookout for any passing St. Bernards.
Monday, 27 November 2006
If Not Now, When? If Not Here, Where?
Britain and France had to choose between war and dishonour. They chose dishonour. They will have war.
Sir Winston Churchill on the Munich accords (1938)
Victor Davis Hanson on the Jihadist War:
All that said, the West is encountering something novel, as it fights its first politically-correct war, in which all the postmodern chickens of the 1980s and 1990s have come home to roost. Thus multiculturalism makes it hard to fight non-Europeans from the former third world, inasmuch as it argued there was not just little distinctively good about the West, but rather the once recognized universal sins of mankind—racism, sexism, class oppression, inequality, patriarchy—were to be seen as exclusively Western.I largely agree with VDH on this, but the key word in all this is "when." The longer it takes for the Left to wake up to the Jihadist threat, the harder it will be to defeat our enemies, the more expensive and bloodier will be our victory, and the larger will be the number of innocents who will suffer. When Hitler rattled his sabre over the Rheinland he could have been crushed by a stern look, but the civilised nations opted for appeasement and got the most destructive war in history as their reward.
If you have taught youth for generations that the story of World War II is Hiroshima and the Japanese internment, not Normandy, the Bulge, Iwo Jima, and Okinawa, then how can you expect a nation to fight an enemy without making a mistake? And if dropping the bomb on Japan to stop its daily murdering of thousands in its collapsing empire, and to avoid something that would have made the horrific Battle for Berlin look like a cakewalk is equated with the Holocaust, how can the United States marshal the moral authority to press ahead, secure that its killing of jihadists is a different sort from jihadists killing the innocent or each other?
Add into this dangerous modernist soup moral equivalence, or what we know as “conflict resolution theory.” It postulates that any use of force de facto is equivalent to any other. We see those ripples with this Orwellian notion of “proportionality”, that a democratic Israel must calibrate its response to missiles aimed entirely at its civilians by ensuring none of its own aimed at Hezbollah terrorists and their supporters miss.
Then there is moral relativism and utopian pacifism. The latter is the idea that we have finally reached a sort of end of history, where our maturity and education and bounty have changed the rules of the game, relegating war to the Neanderthals. Relativism is even more pernicious because it is anti-empirical and suspends all moral judgment: Islam is just one of many religions given to excess, not at the heart of the vast majority of killing and fighting now going on in the world at this very hour, from Iraq and Afghanistan to Chechnya to Darfur to the West Bank to Lebanon to the Philippines to Indonesia to India and on and on. A Timothy McVeigh is not much different from an Osama bin Laden; forget the former was solitary and exceptional, the latter with millions of sympathizers and emblematic of an entire global movement. Both by their resort to terror were, presto, relatively the same.
So it is going to be hard, but not impossible, to win this war. Why,then, as readers have complained, my dogged optimism?
For two reasons. One, all these nostrums are theoretical, and anti-empirical. Ultimately as lies, they will be disapproved by the evidence before them. A progressive can call the ACLU all day long, but after 9/11 if he stands in line at an airport gate listening to an imam chanting Allah Akbar as he and his friends board, our liberal friend will begin to worry. And second, our enemies have no intention of relenting. They smell blood and want our carcass, so eventually even the progressive mind will give up the pieties of peace and face the inevitable.
Snow Day
Carl the Cattle Dog behaved himself and stayed in the yard chasing his tennis ball-- until it was time to go in for breakfast. Then he got it in his little canine head to run off into the woods behind the house, which he knows are off limits, in search of squirrels, other dogs to play with, and unicorns for all I know. This, of course, now means that the neighbours all think I'm mad as a March hare because everyone within a half-mile radius must have heard me crashing through the snow-covered underbrush, rotting timber, brambles and then three other people's gardens like some on-foot steeplechaser while shouting commands, oaths and threats at the dog with increasing anger as we pressed further and further into unexplored territory.
If I didn't know better, I'd suspect that this was revenge for making him take a bath yesterday.
After finally catching Carl and hauling him back by the scruff of the neck, he then spent the next hour hiding under the bed before emerging to do some major sucking up to Daddy.
And it is starting to snow again.
Sunday, 26 November 2006
Ever Vigilant
I'm not entirely sure that he's wrong.
Wrong End of the Telescope
In a classic example of how the West is it's own worst enemy, Tony Blair has expressed "sorrow" at Britain's part in the slave trade, but the BBC notes that he fell short of offering an apology that the BBC some commentators wanted.
In a saner world, Blair would have never have considered particular sorrow at what was once a universal evil and would have literally snorted at the very idea of an apology, preferring to say that he was proud of how Britain lead the fight in abolishing the slave trade throughout the world and would do its best to combat its resurgence-- especially in places like the Sudan and Saudi Arabia.
I am not, however, holding my breath.
In a saner world, Blair would have never have considered particular sorrow at what was once a universal evil and would have literally snorted at the very idea of an apology, preferring to say that he was proud of how Britain lead the fight in abolishing the slave trade throughout the world and would do its best to combat its resurgence-- especially in places like the Sudan and Saudi Arabia.
I am not, however, holding my breath.
Red Nostalgia
The BBC does a From Our Own Correspondent feature on Latvia and the only thing that the Beeb and correspondent Laura Sheeter can find of interest about the country from the front page blurb on is that it's a "former Soviet republic."
That loud ringing noise you're hearing is the clue phone. For some people in the MSM, the collapse of the the Soviet Union is still a melancholy memory, but even the Latvians are getting fed up with this pining for thegood old days era of Communist oppression with one commenting,
That loud ringing noise you're hearing is the clue phone. For some people in the MSM, the collapse of the the Soviet Union is still a melancholy memory, but even the Latvians are getting fed up with this pining for the
Why do you refer to us as former Soviet Latvia? It's not who we are any more.In case anyone hasn't noticed, the USSR was a vile, expansionist police state that died fifteen years ago and good riddance. It's about time for "journalists" to either get over it or start habitually referring to all erstwhile parts of the Empire as "the former British colony" regardless of context.
Saturday, 25 November 2006
Shaken, Not Stirred
As a die-hard Bond fan since the age of nine, I know the Vesper well and it was one of my signature drinks during the days when I could afford to stock the bar with something other than bargain-basement Chardonnay and the occasional six-pack of Guinness. It's not a bad little tipple. The Vesper is so strong that it's a bit like drinking lighter fluid, but it's damned impressive-- especially when you plonk it down in front of your guest while saying casually, "You probably couldn't find ten non-squeal killers in France."The Vesper
- Three measures of Gordon's gin
- One measure of vodka
- Half a measure of Lillet
Thursday, 23 November 2006
Happy Thanksgiving From Ephemeral Isle
Anyway, I'm off for some quality family time and cranberry sauce. Back on Saturday, but in the meantime, here's a bit of Thanksgiving history.
Wednesday, 22 November 2006
The Inevitable
I'm not kidding.
Tuesday, 21 November 2006
Keep HP Sauce British!
There's an east wind coming all the same, such a wind as never blew on England yet. It will be cold and bitter, Watson and a good many of us may wither before its blast. But it's God's own wind none the less, and a cleaner, better, stronger land will lie in the sunshine when the storm has cleared.
Sherlock Holmes
Sign the petition. It's time to stand up and be counted!
Going Nuclear
That's like tearing off a man's head and spitting down his neck. I suspect that he must have really cheesed off the wrong people back home.
Update: It was Polonium 210. Not exactly the sort of thing that you find just lying around the potting shed.
Childhood is Now a Crime
Ah, childhood! A time of innocence, discovery and being treated like a violent criminal on parole.
Monday, 20 November 2006
Have You Seen This Man?
The suspect is described as being between 5 ft 5 ins and 5 ft 7 ins, of stocky build and about 148 years of age. The public are advised to exercise extreme caution in the vicinity of cat food shops, bingo parlours, Zimmer frame suppliers and Depends outlets.
Royal Pain
Ségolène Royal, the Socialist candidate for the French presidency, has told Britain that they must choose between America and Europe. It's an interesting choice and I sincerely hope that if Madam Royal wins she will give Whitehall so blunt an ultimatum that we can at last give the EU the finger-- especially in the light of her vision of the alternative:
Europe can be relaunched with Germany, Italy and Spain.Yes, the the Continent lead by three formerly Fascist states with France trailing behind and Britain refusing to surrender. It's 1940 all over again!
Helm Aweather
Things are getting a bit niffy aboard the Type 42 frigate HMS Southampton. Her distillation apparatus has been on the fritz recently, resulting in showers for the crew being a bit less frequent than one would like.
Passing yachtsmen are adviced to keep to windward.
Passing yachtsmen are adviced to keep to windward.
Sunday, 19 November 2006
Excuse Me, Can You Break A Carrot?
Argentina is suffering a coin shortage so severe that shopkeepers are resorting to carrots and pasta to make change.
In other news, half the parking meters in Buenos Aires are jammed with spaghetti.
In other news, half the parking meters in Buenos Aires are jammed with spaghetti.
Saturday, 18 November 2006
Your Tax Dollars at Work
Powys County Council has leapt into action after discovering that Welsh Dragon Sausages do not, in fact, contain any dragon whatsoever.
In other news, there are no dogs in hot dogs.
In other news, there are no dogs in hot dogs.
Burka Ban & Galloping Dhimmitude
The Dutch have finally thrown down the gauntlet to the Jihadists by taking the long overdue step of banning the burka.
Meanwhile, so-called "journalists" are not only submitting to dhimmitude, they are actively enforcing it, as this incident shows (emphasis added):
Meanwhile, so-called "journalists" are not only submitting to dhimmitude, they are actively enforcing it, as this incident shows (emphasis added):
Something similar happened at this year’s Hay-on-Wye festival, sponsored by the Guardian, where a five-person panel discussed “Are there are any limits to free speech?” One of the Muslim panelists said if anyone offended his religion, he would strike him. A lawyer, Anthony Julius, responded that Jews had lived as minorities under two powerful hegemonies, Christian and Muslim, and had been obliged to learn how to deal nonviolently with offense caused to them by the sacred scriptures of both. He started by referring to an anti-Semitic passage in the New Testament — which passed without comment. But when he began to list the passages in the Koran that denigrate Jews, describing them as monkeys and pigs, the panelists went ballistic. One of them, Madeline Bunting of the Guardian, put her hand over the microphone and said words to the effect, “I am not going to sit here and listen to any criticisms of Muslims.” She was cheered, and not one of the journalists in the audience from right or left uttered a word about free speech — not hate speech, mind you, but free speech of a moderate nature.This is going to be a long war.
Friday, 17 November 2006
Big Brother is Watching What You Eat
There's no pleasure on earth that's worth sacrificing for the sake of an extra five years in the geriatric ward of the Sunset Old People's Home, Weston-Super-Mare.
Horace Rumpole
- All pre-school children's programmes
- All programmes on mainstream channels aimed at children
- All cable and satellite children's channels
- Programmes aimed at young people, such as music shows
- General entertainment programmes which would appeal to a "higher than average" number of under-16s.
Ah, well. At least they've increased the choco ration. Or so they say.
Update: Spain is ahead of the curve.
Thursday, 16 November 2006
Bacon Butty
The BBC reports on the best bacon sandwich in Britain.
At last, a look at the serious issues of the day.
At last, a look at the serious issues of the day.
Big Brother is Drawing a Bead on You
Samsung's robosentry. Or, as it's known in Britain, CCTV Camera Mark II.
Sign of the Times
The frightening thing is that I really want one.
Wednesday, 15 November 2006
Flood Update
Alien Rain
According to a some more outre scientists, germs from outer space are raining down upon us from the cosmos and there's nothing we can do about it.
Great. I'm already spending a fortune on this lavatory paper that I spread all over the floor and now this!
Great. I'm already spending a fortune on this lavatory paper that I spread all over the floor and now this!
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Tuesday, 14 November 2006
Strange Bedfellows
Christians in Britain get some help in defending Christmas from an unexpected quarter: Muslims.
Brave New World
Mark Steyn on Europe 2026:
Well, my view of Europe in 20 years' time is that you'll be switching on the TV, you'll be looking at scenes of burning and conflagration and riots in the street. You will have a couple of countries that are maybe in civil war, at least on the brink of it.You will have neofascists' resurgence in some countries and you'll have other countries that have just been painlessly euthanized in which a Muslim political class has effectively got its way without a shot being fired -- and large numbers of people, particularly young people, have left those countries and have moved on to whoever will take them.
Monday, 13 November 2006
Ikea in Space
Sweden's first astronaut, Christer Fuglesang, has been tasked with rewiring the International Space Station.
Nasa is optimistic, though they do admit that Mr. Fuglesang is at something of a disadvantage, as the station did not come as a flat pack and the only tool Mr. Fuglesang knows how to use is an Allen key.
Nasa is optimistic, though they do admit that Mr. Fuglesang is at something of a disadvantage, as the station did not come as a flat pack and the only tool Mr. Fuglesang knows how to use is an Allen key.
Sunday, 12 November 2006
Castro on Ice
The US government believes that Castro's health is deteriorating, which mean that he's gone from dead to really dead.
Holiday News
Fares to the International Space Station have risen to $21 million.
Looks like I'll have to take the shuttle to the spaceport instead of a cab.
Looks like I'll have to take the shuttle to the spaceport instead of a cab.
Quote of the Day
Stop asking what you have done wrong. Stop it! They're slaughtering you like sheep and you still look within. You criticize your history, your institutions, your churches. Why can't you realize that it has nothing to do with what you have done but with what they want.
Dr. Tawfik Hamid on the the West's pointless self-flagellation in the face of the Jihadists.
Know Thy Enemy
From whom? Jihadists? North Korea?
No, space aliens-- at least, according to Nick Pope, formerly of the MoD UFO project, who clearly needs to have a little lie down.
Saturday, 11 November 2006
Remembrance Day
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for His name' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For thou art with me;
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with oil; My cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Lord forever.