From 1862: An American patent for a combined plough and gun.
I'd like to see an iphone try that one.
Thursday 31 January 2008
A Chilling Effect
I'm beginning to suspect that not only is the EU an anti-democratic, totalitarian regime, but that it's also stocked with crypto-temperance crusaders.
Remote Pet Feeder
Feed your pet over the Internet!
If you think this is a good idea, it's time to trade in your dog for a potted plant.
If you think this is a good idea, it's time to trade in your dog for a potted plant.
Labels:
Dog,
Technology
Wednesday 30 January 2008
News on Sunday
Online Videos by Veoh.com
I used to work with people like this and I can remember shaking my head over their antics so often that I got a cramp in my neck. Here's part one of a documentary about a failed 1987 attempt to start a "radical" newspaper that was so lumbered with incompetence, egos, political posturing and ideological blinkers that it went from stillbirth to train wreck by way of farce.
Remember to make some popcorn before starting this one.
You can see the rest of the programme over at David Thompson.
Labels:
Britain
Danish Courage
The Danish national library will house the Danish Mohammed cartoons so that they will be "kept safe for future generations."
I think I'll nip out for some Heineken.
I think I'll nip out for some Heineken.
For the Remarkably Inattentive
An American company is developing an umbrella that tells you if it is raining.
In my experience, if one in possession of an umbrella and in need of its services, one is generally aware if it is raining without external reference.
In my experience, if one in possession of an umbrella and in need of its services, one is generally aware if it is raining without external reference.
Labels:
Technology,
United States
Newspeak Update
"Mum" and "dad" have been removed from the latest edition of the Dictionary of Newspeak because it is wildly improbable that children are not being raised by homosexuals.
Tuesday 29 January 2008
A Modest Proposal
An army of young criminals is rampaging across Britain in an endless campaign of destruction, theft, rape and murder. Do you:
- Build more prisons to house the villains and order the police to drop the PC paperwork and round them up so that the courts can mete out ordinate punishment.
- Feed the little Visigoths fish oil.
Technology Marches On
1930 saw incredible leaps in mankind's mastery of technology.
Or people got a good laugh out of watching the hard of hearing wear silly amplifier ears. It's not entirely clear.
Or people got a good laugh out of watching the hard of hearing wear silly amplifier ears. It's not entirely clear.
Labels:
Future Past
Life in 2000 AD
Over at Paleo-Future there's an extensive post on the Associated Press' take on life in 2000AD.
Apparently, women were all supposed to be hulking Amazons by then.
Apparently, women were all supposed to be hulking Amazons by then.
Labels:
Future Past
Monday 28 January 2008
Another Nail
Mr. Gordon Brown continues Mr. Tony Blair's policy of treating Britain's ancient institutions like so many old rags as he removes Britannia from British coinage-- a practice that goes back 2000 years.
Seeing as Mr. Brown's term in office goes back only a matter of months, perhaps it is time for his services to be removed as well.
Seeing as Mr. Brown's term in office goes back only a matter of months, perhaps it is time for his services to be removed as well.
Labels:
Britain,
Gordon Brown
Sunday 27 January 2008
The Love That Is Required to Speak Its Name
Be that as it may, what I find interesting is this quote from the Telegraph article:
Ministers intend to introduce an annual count once the survey method has been improved. They say they need the information to plan public service provision more accurately.What sort of "public service provision" requires this sort of information does not bear thinking about. But it is ironic that a political movement that was ostensibly based on the idea that a what a person does in private is private is now the cause of the government prying into our bedrooms on an annual basis.
A Cunning Plan
Telegraph headline:
Therefore, why not cut the Gordian knot and abolish the NHS outright?
Don't treat the old and unhealthy, say doctorsAt first I was appalled by this idea, but now I am totally won over by its brilliant simplicity. If you only offer health care to the young and healthy, then it's as much as saying you're only offering it to those who don't need it, hence health care becomes redundant.
Therefore, why not cut the Gordian knot and abolish the NHS outright?
Potty
Local councils in Britain are complaining that there are so few resources available to deal with potholes that it would take 11 years to just fill in those in England and Wales.
Maybe if the councils paid more attention to providing basic services and catching criminals and less to social engineering the inhabitants and managing spineless police bureaucracies that worship political orthodoxy over justice, then they might be able to do their jobs properly.
Maybe if the councils paid more attention to providing basic services and catching criminals and less to social engineering the inhabitants and managing spineless police bureaucracies that worship political orthodoxy over justice, then they might be able to do their jobs properly.
Labels:
Britain
Saturday 26 January 2008
The Phantom Creeps
Your Saturday feature: The Phantom Creeps, starring the immortal Bela Lugosi and a rather unfortunate robot that resembles Rondo Hatton.
Labels:
Cinema,
Science Fiction
Friday 25 January 2008
Oopsy Daisy
A suicide bomber in Afghanistan tripped and fell down a flight of stairs on the way to "work" with obvious results.
This what is known as a happy accident.
This what is known as a happy accident.
Labels:
Afghanistan,
Bomb,
Jihad,
Taleban
Candle in the Wind
From the Jerusalem Post:
On at least two occasions this week, Hamas staged scenes of darkness as part of its campaign to end the political and economic sanctions against the Gaza Strip, Palestinian journalists said Wednesday.This sort of political theatre is not unknown in.... SOME?!?!?!?
In the first case, journalists who were invited to cover the Hamas government meeting were surprised to see Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh and his ministers sitting around a table with burning candles.
In the second case on Tuesday, journalists noticed that Hamas legislators who were meeting in Gaza City also sat in front of burning candles.
But some of the journalists noticed that there was actually no need for the candles because both meetings were being held in daylight.
Wanted: A Moral Compass.
Martin Fletcher, NBC News Correspondent and Tel Aviv Bureau Chief, comes completely unglued with a column that demonstrates that he absolutely lost the ability to tell good from evil.
To coin a phrase, Get a new soul. That thing's not fit for a dog. Get a new soul.
It is hard for me to describe Ahmed Sanakreh as a terrorist, although I know it's true. Hard, because I got to know him and his family quite well, and when you understand people, it's hard to hate them...Dear God, how rudderless do you have to be to not only employ such monsters as "guides," but to actually sympathise with them and then try to justify it with some very public and ineffectual hand-wringing? What sort of an attitude is, "Sure they're bloodthirsty murders who don't discriminate between soldiers and little girls, but they're nice chaps when you get to know them."
Alaa, Ahmed and their friend Nasser abu Aziz were my de facto guides to the Palestinian side of the second Intifada (uprising). They were terrorists to the Israelis, freedom fighters to their neighbors, and sources to me.
To coin a phrase, Get a new soul. That thing's not fit for a dog. Get a new soul.
Labels:
Dhimmitude,
Israel,
NBC
Thursday 24 January 2008
Be Seeing You
From Jonah Goldberg's new book Liberal Fascism:
Many progressives seem to think we can transform America into a vast college campus where food, shelter, and recreation are all provided for us and the only crime is to be mean to somebody else, particularly a minority.A good point. Given my experiences on modern campuses, I would say that they give the phrase, "It takes a village" a whole new slant.
Office Pod
As a freelance writer I get planted in the corner of a lot of odd workplaces. Sometimes it's an empty office, sometimes it's a cubicle, sometimes it's a third-hand desk tucked into an old server cupboard without ventilation.
This is my nightmare scenario.
This is my nightmare scenario.
Labels:
Technology
Wednesday 23 January 2008
Barmy Becta
From the BBC:
A story based on the Three Little Pigs has been turned down from (Becta, the government's educational technology agency) annual awards because the subject matter could offend Muslims.I think Becta has just given sufficient grounds for its own abolishment.
Labels:
Britain,
Dhimmitude,
Schools
Tuesday 22 January 2008
A Matter of Priorities
Twelve Pakistanis in Spain have been arrested on terrorism charges and the BBC looks at the impact... on Pakistanis.
No mention, however, on why Jihadis keep getting rounded up in a country that rolled over and did as it was told after the Madrid bombings. Maybe appeasement doesn't work?
No mention, however, on why Jihadis keep getting rounded up in a country that rolled over and did as it was told after the Madrid bombings. Maybe appeasement doesn't work?
Labels:
BBC,
Dhimmitude,
Jihad,
Spain
Take Your Time
Keep delaying all you like, lads. How about a nice, round number like "forever".
Labels:
Britain,
Magna Carta
We Don't Need Another Hero
Over at The Times, Mark Barrowcliffes looks at heroes, or the lack of them, and how we utterly ignore them now,
So who are our heroes now and what do they say about us? In a poll for Esquire magazine last year, Gordon Ramsay emerged as the most admired man. Ramsay may be a talented chef but he is most celebrated for swearing a lot. Hillary and Armstrong were mouse-like by comparison, but their achievements were so much greater. How would Ramsay have coped on discovering, as Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin did, that the ignition switch on the lunar craft had been sheered off, stranding the craft on the Moon? One thing is for certain, shouting at the rockets to “get a f***ing move on” wouldn’t have done much good. Armstrong and Aldrin calmly fixed the problem by short-circuiting the switch with a pen. Have we forgotten how to recognise real bravery and mistaken loutish assertiveness for courage?I have a great deal of admiration for Gordon Ramsey as a Chef and as a master of the expletive, but a hero? No wonder we can't fill the empty plinth in Trafalgar Square!
Labels:
Britain
Monday 21 January 2008
The Brain from Planet Arous
I'm a bit busy today with a deadline, so I'll leave the posting to my guest host, The Brain from Planet Arous.
Labels:
Cinema,
Science Fiction
Sunday 20 January 2008
Never Swat a Fly
Just Imagine: the 1930 science fiction musical comedy.
Here is the case for the prosecution
Labels:
Cinema,
Science Fiction
Saturday 19 January 2008
War is Peace, Ignorance is Strength, Freedom is Slavery
Government renames Islamic terrorism as 'anti-Islamic activity' to woo MuslimsIn addition, water is dry, fire is cold, and up is down.
I was going to do this as an update to this morning's previous post on New Labour covering its eyes and hoping the Jihadists will go away, but this Orwellian touch deserves a post of its own.
Labels:
Britain,
Dhimmitude,
Ingsoc,
Jihad
Curse of the Demon
Your Saturday feature. Don't take gifts from strangers.
Labels:
Cinema,
Science Fiction
Banged Up
It was Chekhov who said,
If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be registered with the police even if it's a pantomine "bang" gun.
Brown's Blinkers
After seven years of semi-clarity about the threat we face, Britain is going back to sleep.
Labels:
Belarus,
Britain,
Dhimmitude,
Jihad,
Spain
Friday 18 January 2008
The Dot and the Line: A Romance in Lower Mathematics
Ironic how an abstract cartoon can so neatly skewer modern art as the dumb show and pretense that it is.
Another nail
From the Telegraph:
Beer drinkers could pay £4 for a pint this year following an "unprecedented" rise in the cost of producing and distributing beer.It's enough to drive a man to drink.
Thursday 17 January 2008
Cars of Tomorrow
The automotive future isn't what it used to be.
Labels:
Animation,
Future Past,
Motor Car
Wednesday 16 January 2008
Mao Mystery
French car maker Citroen has apologised for an advert featuring Mao Tse Tung after complaints that it was an "insult."
Would someone please explain to me why insulting the memory of a vicious tyrant who was the greatest mass murderer in history is anything for any sane person to apologise for.
Would someone please explain to me why insulting the memory of a vicious tyrant who was the greatest mass murderer in history is anything for any sane person to apologise for.
Tuesday 15 January 2008
Got Carrot?
Scientists at the Baylor College of Medicine in Texas have developed a GM carrot with the nutritional value of milk and cheese.
The front runner in the arse-backward thinking award has just been found.
The front runner in the arse-backward thinking award has just been found.
Labels:
Future Food,
Science,
United States
Prisoners and Chips
Faced with overcrowded prisons and security issues for electronic tagging, New Labour, having decided that things like building more prisons or meting out proper punishment are too much like hard work, is now considering implanting prisoners with microchips as if they were so many dogs.
"Dog" is the proper metaphor here, because it is only by taking such an attitude that a government would consider doing such a thing to anyone who is other than an animal or slave. And given the way New Labour has approached an organ donor shortage by introducing organ confiscation, it won't be long before the "advantages" of such a system will be offered to the public in a Hobson's choice of "volunteer or we'll force you."
Just remember as you roll up your sleeve: It's for your own good.
Survival Menu
An interesting vignette that goes well with that vegetarian survival manual we looked at the other day.
Labels:
Food
Flying Car
In the market for a flying car? Willing to settle for a secondhand one? From a company that went spectacularly bust? Then this is your lucky day; the only surviving prototype of the Sky Commuter is on the block on ebay.
Starting bid: $55,600.
Starting bid: $55,600.
Labels:
Future Past,
Technology
Monday 14 January 2008
Ploughman's Lunch
The ploughman's lunch is my favourite bit of pub grub that turns a long, sunny Sunday afternoon and a couple of pints of good beer into a little bubble of heaven.
This, however, is an abomination in the eyes of God and man.
This, however, is an abomination in the eyes of God and man.
Factory Reconditioned
Scientists at the University of Minnesota have succeeded in using stem cells to "refurbish" a dead heart; making it fit to start beating again.
Baron Victor Frankenstein was unavailable for comment.
Baron Victor Frankenstein was unavailable for comment.
Labels:
Medicine,
Minnesota,
Science,
United States
Levant Update
More on the Ezra Levant interrogation as he comments on the insane logic of what traffics in Canada under the Orwellian label of human rights: A murder cannot be compelled to apologise for his actions, but a publisher can.
Labels:
Canada,
Dhimmitude,
Ingsoc
Sunday 13 January 2008
Cartoon Wars: Canada
Ezra Levant, former publisher of the Western Standard, was hauled before the Alberta "Human Rights" Commission for the Thoughtcrime of publishing the Danish Mohammed cartoons and was interrogated by one Shirlene McGovern from the Ministry of Love. Rather than rolling over and saying "Please Ma'am may I have another?" Mr. Levant fought back and made sure a video camera was rolling.
Part 1:
Part 2:
and Part 3:
Mr. Levant hits the nail squarely on the proverbial when he points out that it is the Jihadists who are defaming Islam by trying to shut him up and bringing "hatred" down on moderate Muslims by claiming to speak in their name. Meanwhile, over at NRO, Mark Steyn had this to say about the episode:
Update:
Part 1:
Part 2:
and Part 3:
Mr. Levant hits the nail squarely on the proverbial when he points out that it is the Jihadists who are defaming Islam by trying to shut him up and bringing "hatred" down on moderate Muslims by claiming to speak in their name. Meanwhile, over at NRO, Mark Steyn had this to say about the episode:
Ms McGovern, a blandly unexceptional bureaucrat, is a classic example of the (minority-rights) syndrome. No "vulnerable" Canadian Muslim has been attacked over the cartoons, but the cartoonists had to go into hiding, and a gang of Muslim youths turned up at their children's grade schools, and Muslim rioters around the world threatened death to anyone who published them, and even managed to kill a few folks who had nothing to do with them. Nonetheless, upon receiving a complaint from a Saudi imam trained at an explicitly infidelophobic academy and who's publicly called for the introduction of sharia in Canada, Shirlene McGovern decides that the purely hypothetical backlash to Muslims takes precedence over any actual backlash against anybody else.It's refreshing that Mr. Levant understands that liberty is the freedom to tell the government to push off-- especially when it acts as the enforcement arm of the country's sworn enemies.
Update:
Labels:
Canada,
Dhimmitude,
Ingsoc,
Jihad
When Worlds Collide
A giant cloud of hydrogen gas is about to collide with our galaxy.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!In 40 million years.
Never mind. Carry on.
Vegetarian Dishes
The idea of a vegetarian survival manual is amusing to say the least. Not that I'd discourage that sort of thing. After all, the more vegetarians there are after the Apocalypse, the more meat there'll be for my pot.
Labels:
Humour
Saturday 12 January 2008
Project Moon Base
Robert A. Heinlein's other space epic-- the one he didn't like to talk about.
Labels:
Cinema,
Science Fiction
Friday 11 January 2008
Isms
When cartoons give a clearer argument than most politicians.
Tip o' the hat to the Captain's Quarters.
Mars Reprieve
In other news, Mars has postponed the Earth invasion until a more suitable time.
Labels:
Space
Thursday 10 January 2008
The Outer Limits
There is nothing wrong with your thermostat. Do not attempt to adjust the temperature. We are controlling your power consumption. If we wish to make it hotter, we will turn off your air conditioner. If we wish to make it cooler, we will turn off your heater. For the next millennium, sit quietly and we will control your home temperature. We repeat, there is nothing wrong with your thermostat. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... SACRAMENTO!
Labels:
Ingsoc,
United States
Popgun Quiz
- Rescind the ban so that ordinary citizens can defend themselves while you go after the violent criminals who are the real problem in the first place?
- Ban replica swords and deactivated guns with such enthusiasm that people start to wonder whether lengths of pipe and bits of wood will be next?
Wednesday 9 January 2008
Popular Science
1940s popular science set to 1980s pop music.
Side effects may include acute indigestion.
Labels:
Future Past,
Technology
Tuesday 8 January 2008
Context is All
A collection of photographs of gay men? That's truly art and worthy of a major museum exhibit... Unless, that is, the artist is a woman. And the men are Muslims. In Mohammed masks. And the museum is in the Netherlands. In that case, it's one cancelled exhibit and one artist literally on the run for her life.
Welcome to Europe 2008.
Welcome to Europe 2008.
Labels:
Art,
Jihad,
Muslim,
Netherlands
School as Preparation for Life in Modern Britain
Compact Living
Wired has a slideshow look at ultra-compact modular homes.
It's all very interesting in a Swiss Army knife sort of way, but what strikes me is how the architects tend to plant them in rural settings when one of the reasons I moved to the country was to get out of having to live in a biscuit tin!
It's all very interesting in a Swiss Army knife sort of way, but what strikes me is how the architects tend to plant them in rural settings when one of the reasons I moved to the country was to get out of having to live in a biscuit tin!
Labels:
Architecture
Monday 7 January 2008
And They Acted All Surprised About It
Iran Provokes
I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes.Waiting to be told by the press that they were just trying to deliver goodwill fruit baskets in 5... 4... 3...
Labels:
Iran,
Jihad,
United States
Drake's Drum
May we never hear it in our lifetimes.
Drake he's in his hammock an' a thousand mile away,
(Capten, art tha sleepin' there below?)
Slung atween the round shot in Nombre Dios Bay,
An' dreamin' arl the time o' Plymouth Hoe.
Yarnder lumes the island, yarnder lie the ships,
Wi' sailor lads a-dancin' heel-an'-toe,
An' the shore-lights flashin', an' the night-tide dashin'
He sees et arl so plainly as he saw et long ago.
Drake he was a Devon man, an' ruled the Devon seas,
(Capten, art tha sleepin' there below?),
Rovin' tho' his death fell, he went wi' heart at ease,
An' dreamin' arl the time o' Plymouth Hoe,
"Take my drum to England, hang et by the shore,
Strike et when your powder's runnin' low;
If the Dons sight Devon, I'll quit the port o' Heaven,
An' drum them up the Channel as we drummed them long ago."
Drake he's in his hammock till the great Armadas come,
(Capten, art tha sleepin' there below?),
Slung atween the round shot, listenin' for the drum,
An' dreamin' arl the time o' Plymouth Hoe.
Call him on the deep sea, call him up the Sound,
Call him when ye sail to meet the foe;
Where the old trade's plyin' an' the old flag flyin',
They shall find him, ware an' wakin', as they found him long ago
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Britain
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