Tuesday 12 September 2006

Hobbit Hole of the Apocalypse


Looking for a comfortable way to ride out Armageddon? Then this fetching little country place is just for you. It may look like the sort of place Bilbo Baggins would hang out in, but it's actually made out of specially re-enforced concrete, includes a safe room with bath, an propane/solar electrical generating system, and a Swiss-made Luwa nuclear, biological, chemical air filter. Also, it's situated on a nice little parcel of land in the San Juan Mountains of Colorado, so you don't have to worry about fending off the consequences of the collapse of urban civilisation.

How well it does against Nazgul seeking the One Ring, we aren't sure.

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