Friday 29 September 2006

Fat Police

New York is not only banning trans fatty acids from restaurants, but also tracking diabetics as if they were suffering from a communicable disease.

Others may disagree, but I, for one, welcome our dietary overlords. This annoying little thing called personal liberty is far too great an impediment to a healthy, progressive, go-ahead lifestyle that we all aspire to-- and if we don't, the State will make damn sure we do. Remember, the Party needs healthy workers, comrades.

1 comment:

wrege said...

I am so happy for these people looking out for for my good, I could just shit. Who the hell do they thinl they are? Where has the liberty to live your life the way you please gone. Get a life.