Thursday, 7 June 2007

Head Firmly Up His...


Michael Hodges in Time Out London argues that fears of Jihadists is nothing but a fantasy and that London would actually be much better off under Islam; healthier food, lots of exercise through praying, no racism, and all those bickering kuffar sects would learn to get along under the beneficent guidance of the Faithful.
In an Islamic London, Christians and Jews – with their allegiance to the Bible and the Talmud – would be protected as ‘peoples of the book’. Hindus and Sikhs manage to live alongside a large Muslim population in India, so why not here? Although England has a long tradition of religious bigotry against, for instance, Roman Catholics, it is reasonable to assume that under the guiding hand of Islam a civilised accommodation could be made among faith groups in London. This welcoming stance already exists in the capital in the form of the City Circle (see Yahya Birt interview), which encourages inter-faith dialogue and open discussion.
Even on its own terms, Mr. Hodges's argument flies off at a tangent from reality and refuses to see any trouble with Islam that can't be explained away by blaming those nasty British racists who are the real problem. Take the start of the article:
The noise from the expectant crowd hushed to a murmur as an open-backed lorry that had driven slowly up the Mall – known since the Islamic revolution of 2021 as The Way of the Martyrs – nudged its way through the thousands gathered in Mohammad Sidique Khan Square. On the lorry, two masked guards held a young man, black hood over his head; a quiver running through the material suggested he knew what was coming.

The lorry halted by the plinth that had once held Marc Quinn’s sculpture ‘Alison Lapper Pregnant’ – long since removed as an insult to decency – and was now the place of public execution. A rope noose attached to a wire cable hung from a mechanised hoist. The main doors of what had been the National Gallery flung open and an Imam walked down the steps of the new Institute of Islamic Jurisprudence, opened only a week before by Sultan Charles, Prince of Islam and protector of the faithful in England.

The official executioner placed a stepladder against the plinth. The lorry pulled up and the young man was pushed out, then forced up the ladder. The noose was forced over the condemned man’s head. The crowd chanted ‘Allahu akbar’ (God is greater than everything).The hoist driver put his finger on a green button … Okay, not really – that’s a hysterical, right-wing nightmare of a future Muslim London: where an cruel alien creed is forced on a liberal city. A society where women are second-class citizens, same sex relationships a crime and Sharia law enforces terrible public disfigurement and death. But the reality is a long, long way from this dark vision.
On the terms of sanity, it's the ravings of a man who will be the first to embrace dhimmitude and then be all surprised when it's literally his turn for the chop. What Mr. Hodges completely fails to grasp is that while his scenario might be a "right-wing nightmare" it is also a Jihadi dream-- one which evil men of violence will do anything (and I mean anything) to inflict on the rest of the world. Add to this an Islam on the verge of a theological crisis as moderate is confronted with Jihadist and a growing Muslim immigrant population that has an alarming percentage that sympathise with the goals of these villains, if not their means, and you have a self-lighting powder keg. Perhaps Trafalgar Square will never be a place of public execution where bearded fanatics ululate in glory, but that doesn't mean that a future London couldn't end up looking like Gaza City with a bit more rainfall as it becomes a battleground between civilised men and the barbarians come again.

I haven't seen such willful blindness since the days of the Cold War when Stalin worshipers in the chattering classes of Islington used to tell Solzhenitsyn to his face that he didn't know what he was talking about. It puts me in mind of nothing less than the start of the Dark Ages when Roman upper-class ladies were said to greet the arrival of the Visigoths by calling out "When do the rapes begin?"

It looks as if things don't change that much in a millennium and a half.

Update: From the comments that follow the article, it looks as the Time Out's readers don't think much of Mr. Hodes either.

Robobear

The US military is developing a robot stretcher bearer with a "Teddy bear face designed to be reassuring."

That is "reassuring" as in "guaranteed to induce a fit of the screaming meemies."

Video Games For The Glory Of The Worker's Paradise



Why we won the Cold War.

George Romero, Call Your Service

From the Telegraph:
Lack of sleep 'is creating a zombie nation'

BRRAAAAIIINNNNSS!

St. Gildas, Call Your Service

Good news: Fertility rates in Britain are at a 26-year high.

Bad news: Mohammed is the second-most popular name for boys.

There hasn't been anything like this since the Saxon invasions.

I Knew It Would End In Tears

From This is Lancashire:
Doctor who groped nurses spared prison
He is, however, under Tardis arrest.

Wednesday, 6 June 2007

Death, Lies & Videotape

Fidel Castro appeared in a taped interview on Cuban television, where he discussed world events-- from 1973.

The interview was taped on Monday. Which Monday is left to viewer's interpretation

The Future Died of Irony

Matt Novak of Paleo-Future has an article in MungBeing magazine.

We retrofuturists have to stick together, you know.

History Lesson

Lately I’m identifying with the Jews and all the horrible things that happened to them during Vietnam.
Paris Hilton, historian, on lessons learned from her stay in prison.

Not a Spectrum, But a Circle

From thisislondon.co.uk:
PC brigade ban pin-ups on RAF jets - in case they offend women and Muslims
And thus feminism and dhimmitude join hands.

I guess it's true that extremes eventually do meet.

Tuesday, 5 June 2007

Carts & Horses


Britain is faced with an epidemic of drunken young louts downing 18 pints of lager in an evening and then going on mindless, vomit-spumed rampages of smashing and yelling in the High Street. The solution?
Middle-class wine drinkers will be the focus of government plans to make drunkenness as socially unacceptable as smoking, The Times has learnt
Classic Blairite solution: When faced with a violent, recalcitrant enemy, go after the harmless and law-abiding. They're a softer target.

According to Vivienne Nathanson, the head of science and ethics at the BMA,
It is not the nanny state.
Translation:
It is the nanny state

Some Animals Are More, Etc. II

The government has finally found a persecuted minority to which it can say "Suck it up and keep your head down" rather than encouraging to beat its chest with pride and a fat subsidy courtesy of the British taxpayer.

The ginger-haired.

Tulsa Time Capsule


In Tulsa, Oklahoma, they're opening a time capsule that's been sealed since 1957.

So what? They buried a Plymouth.

Does It Come With Chips?

Scientists at Albert Einstein College of Medicine of Yeshiva University have discovered that certain forms of fungi responsible for rather nasty skin conditions grow when exposed to ionising radiation and have proposed using them as a source of food for future space travellers.

Future space travellers proposed what the scientists at Albert Einstein College of Medicine of Yeshiva University can do with their fungus

Postcards From The Edge

For some unexplained reason, Swedish scientists have developed talking paper.

Great, that's all I need; chatty postcards

Doppelgänger


Another new section; this one for the Gerry Anderson set.

We invite you to have a look at Doppelgänger.

Monday, 4 June 2007

How the Mighty Have Fallen

This is sad. A couple in Silicon Valley picked up an old Cray supercomputer, once worth $5 million, for a song and have turned it into a corner seat for the nursery.

From State of the Art to kitsch in only 19 years. It's like seeing the International Space Station turned into a hotel for billionaire tourists.

Oh, wait...

Eldon Tyrell, Call Your Service

From Newsweek:
Scientists in the last couple of years have been trying to create novel forms of life from scratch. They've forged chemicals into synthetic DNA, the DNA into genes, genes into genomes, and built the molecular machinery of completely new organisms in the lab—organisms that are nothing like anything nature has produced.
What could possibly be wrong with that, Mr Deckard?

Blind Spot

The Prime Minister Mr. Tony Blair says that he would like to see university Islamic studies revamped, more imams trained in Britain, closer links between madrassas and mainstream schools and for politicians to listen harder to the "voice of moderation."

I understand what Mr. Blair is trying to accomplish, and it's a logical part of fighting the Jihadists to make sure that Islamic studies departments and local mosques aren't staffed by Islamofascists, but given the lingering poison of multiculturalism and Mr. Blair's utter refusal to treat an enemy in time of war as an enemy in time of war, I keep getting a vision of a backside getting firmly bitten.

Sunday, 3 June 2007

Alternative Menus


Test-tube meat creeps out of the Petri dish again as Dutch scientists announce that they are working on lab-grown pork. Exactly how raising meat in a bio-factory with all that that entails is more "enviro-friendly" is beyond me.

I prefer the plan put forward in the Times by