I appreciate the effort, but the point of the device eludes me. Why would I want a cell phone that kills germs on its surface when the whole point of a cell phone would mean going out...out there where those horrid germs lurk in their untold billions on all those filthy people? Don't you see them? Those germs that infest every surface touched by countless unclean hands? Air polluted by bacteria breathed in and out of all those mucous-laden lungs? Germs that lay lurking in every crack, every crevice? They're everywhere. Watching... Watching... Watching...
I need another bath.
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