Showing posts with label Venezuala. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Venezuala. Show all posts

Thursday, 11 March 2010

Staying classy

Mr Sean Penn says that people who call President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela a dictator should be thrown in prison.

Oddly, I thought that sort of thing was what defined a dictatorship.

On the other hand, Mr Penn prefers that his critics die "screaming of rectal cancer."

Such a gentleman.

Thursday, 1 May 2008

Roald Dahl, Call Your Service

From The Telegraph:
'Willy Wonka' faces closure threat from Chavez
Oompa Loompas writing appropriate lyrics for when Mr. Chavez is savaged by a taffy pulling machine.

Friday, 17 August 2007

Dictatorship Plain & Simple


I am shocked, shocked that Hugo Chavez has made himself president for life.

Tuesday, 29 May 2007

One Day in Venezuela

"I am shocked, shocked that Chavez seized control of the media."

Wednesday, 28 February 2007

The Ouija Board Was Unavaliable

Hugo Chavez spoke on the phone with "Fidel Castro" the other day.

The long distance charges from Hell must have been staggering.