The Clue Phone is Ringing

Baltimore Sun headline:

Never so few veterans as now to remember Pearl Harbor day

Now why do you suppose that is, Sherlock?

Nativity

BBC headline:

Church gives birth to baby girl

The Age of Miracles is not past.

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From the Arizona Republic:

NASA gunmen got poor job review

You think?

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From the BBC:

Condom testers required by Durex

I suppose that job statisfaction is a major.... No, I'm not going there.

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From the BBC:

C4 to make rubbish reality show

As opposed to what?

Food News

Seattle Post-Intelligencer headline:

Peanut butter sickens hundreds

I know just how they feel. Can't stand the stuff myself.

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From the Drudge report:

HOUSE HEARING ON 'WARMING OF THE PLANET' CANCELED AFTER ICE STORM