Low carbon hordes

"We're from Genghis Khan and we're here to help."

I knew it would come to this.  Genghis Khan, one of history's worst tyrants, mass murderers and would-be rulers of the world is now earning grudging (for now) praise from worshipers of Blessed Gaia because heaping the steppes of Asia with the skulls of his 40 million victims was environmentally friendly.

I'm sure that's a great comfort to those he slaughtered.

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