My contribution to the old hedgehog meme, which I really wish had caught on.
I am not baby chicken. I am hedgehog
I am not delicious watermelon. I am hedgehog
I am not bridesmaid. I am hedgehog.
I am not winter hiker. I am hedgehog.
I am not scary vampire. I am hedgehog.
I am not Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. I am hedgehog.
I am hedgehog.