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Wednesday, 12 October 2011

The Big Germ

Scientists discover a giant virus.  Much larger than any previous virus, this is the first germ capable of inflicting physical violence. Instead of causing fever or nausea, it knees the victim in the groin.

Doctors recommend that the public take a refresher course in hand to hand combat in the event of an outbreak.

1 comment:

  1. Never mind one micron filters to stop this one. A gill net should do it- if it's tough enough.

    cheers

    eon

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