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Thursday, 26 May 2011

Space Coast Guard

Should the United States establish a Space Coast Guard?

Only if they're issued Forbidden Planet-style uniforms and required by regulations to say things like "Jumping planets!" and "Go space yourself!" at regular intervals.

3 comments:

  1. Plus Colt-Vickers Disintegrator Guns. They have to have blasters.

    And sarcastic robots built like the Michelin Man. (Hatches will of course be enlarged to accommodate same.)

    cheers

    eon

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  2. I prefer a space guard that has colorful side kicks who provide comic relief and hot blonds in miniskirts. :)

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  3. Think Big - establish Starfleet under the Auspices of some large interplanetary organization. Use the the United Nations as a model for some galactic Federation.

    Oh wait....revise that... create Starfleet, use it to smoke the United Nations, then create the Federation to promote Human Hegemony across the Galaxy.

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