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Monday, 9 May 2011

Europe Day

Directive from Minitru for Monday, 9 May.

Attention all Outer Party Members:

Spontaneous celebrations of joy and unqualified approval are required today to show our unreserved support for the Party and the European Empire.  Failure to sufficiently demonstrate your love for your masters in Brussels will be regarded as thoughtcrime and Goldsteinism.  

Minitru also reminds Outer Party Members that Europe Day is a real holiday unlike Christmas or Easter and that, despite the ungood decision of Airstrip One's provisional governor,  it is a tradition to fly the EU flag.  We fly the EU flag.  We have always flown the EU flag.

You must not just obey Big Brother.  You must love him.

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