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| Bed or regeneration tube? |
It's allegedly for having a kip in the office, but I wouldn't have one unless I tricked it out with strobing neon tubes on the inside, a control panel with a screen streaming a strange alien font, and a suitable
sound effect so that if I'm disturbed I can point a small tube of milled aluminium like those
LED torches at the offending underling and hiss "You saw
nothing!"
Mind you, I'd probably have to wear strange looking contact lenses and occasionally talk on the phone in muttering gurgle to pull it off, but it would be worth it.
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