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Tuesday, 25 January 2011

Low carbon hordes

"We're from Genghis Khan and we're here to help."
I knew it would come to this.  Genghis Khan, one of history's worst tyrants, mass murderers and would-be rulers of the world is now earning grudging (for now) praise from worshipers of Blessed Gaia because heaping the steppes of Asia with the skulls of his 40 million victims was environmentally friendly.

I'm sure that's a great comfort to those he slaughtered.

Next up:  Hitler eases overcrowding in Jewish ghettos.
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2 comments:

  1. eonTuesday, 25 January 2011 at 03:29:00 GMT-8

    "Genghis Khan was a loony, but he was a happy loony. Lucky b*****d."

    (Sorry, couldn't help channeling Graham Chapman and Dinsdale Piranha there.)

    The enviros' admiration for the Great Khan is understandable. Like Dinsdale, he did what they can only dream of doing- reducing the "plague of humanity", and thereby being a good worshiper of Holy Mother Gaia.

    It's refreshing to see them once more openly saying to the rest of us, "Yes, we really, really hate you, and we wish you were dead." This is the most honest they have been since the "10:10" video.

    They probably wouldn't have liked Genghis' grandson, Kublai, much, though. After all, he founded the Yuan Dynasty and set China well on the road to its present state.

    Oh, excuse me, I forgot; they don't want to talk about China, do they?

    cheers

    eon

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  2. SergejTuesday, 25 January 2011 at 06:28:00 GMT-8

    Ay! They really would like us all to go away! At least the feeling's mutual.

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