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Thursday, 22 October 2009

Eat your pets


Rest assured, Wickerman burnings will remain safe.

Your dog isn't a boon companion and helpmate from a line that extends back into the mists of time. He's an evil carbon-generating abomination fit only for the table.

That's the wonderful thing about "carbon". Since carbon dioxide is a natural part of literally everything that lives and breathes, if you can class it as a "pollutant" you can justify a universal dictatorship that has the shades of Mao, Lenin, Stalin, and Hitler kicking themselves for not thinking of it first.

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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousThursday, 22 October 2009 at 02:53:00 GMT-7

    I am now officially ready to take a hatchet to these people. After all, I am sure they have a carbon footprint, and it's for Blessed Gaia... of course.

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