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Jay Leno was a guest on Letterman some 25 years ago or so and did a bit about aliens. He suggested we would be very embarrassed to discover that they only come here to let their kids go to the bathroom and that Earth is just a giant intergalactic Stuckeys.
ReplyDeleteHis question about UFOs was why didn't they land someplace like MIT so they could talk to scientists, instead they always seem to land in the middle of a swamp where Bob Bookie and his cousin Weenie are fishing.
"Howdy!"
ReplyDeleteWhy so glum? Maybe they come to serve man?
ReplyDeleteYou know, if they landed today and left that book for us to translate, as soon as the cover was figured out, there'd be all sorts of spokespeople saying; "Well, what they mean to say by serving man..."
ReplyDeleteAny talk about aliens eating people would be branded as "hate speech" and offensive to the Kanamits. We should be reaching out and understanding their culture.