De Nile Is Not Just In Egypt

In a move more worthy of the British Home Secretary, Janet Napolitano, the American Secretary of Homeland Security, has announced that terrorist attacks will no longer occur. Instead, they will be called, wait for it, "man-caused disasters".

Aside from being unacceptably sexist and heteronormative, this idea that is so blinkered that it doesn't even regard terrorists as criminals. Now they're just something that just sort of happens like a piano landing on your car. In other words, save your breath, Bin Laden; the Messiah & Co. are sticking their fingers in their ears and humming as loud as they can.