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Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Green Logic

STOP PRESS

Television commercials cause global warming. Global warming pressure groups air television commercials. Therefore, global warming pressure groups cause global warming.

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2 comments:

  1. Some total social parasite is getting paid to calculate the CO2 from people watching TV. Just shoot the loser who is doing the calculations and there you go net reduction in CO2. Think of all the calculator batteries and laptop use at the local star bucks that would save!

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  2. What a lot of running around and shouting to come up with a stupid result! Some things parody themselves.

    Of course, we know that global warming types produce hot air by a more direct mechanism.

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