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Tuesday, 29 January 2008

A Modest Proposal

An army of young criminals is rampaging across Britain in an endless campaign of destruction, theft, rape and murder. Do you:
  1. Build more prisons to house the villains and order the police to drop the PC paperwork and round them up so that the courts can mete out ordinate punishment.
  2. Feed the little Visigoths fish oil.
If you chose 2, congratulations! You are now the Home Secretary.
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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousWednesday, 30 January 2008 at 16:04:00 GMT-8

    How's about we beat the little bastards comatose and last one still conscious is awarded an extra biscuit?

    ...Little too much bloodlust?

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