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Tuesday, 1 January 2008

Health Control


The British Prime Minister, Mr. Gordon Brown has indicated that the NHS will refuse to treat patients unless they stop smoking, take exercise and lose weight.

Attending the Two-Minute Hate remains optional, although failure to attend will result in a visit from the Thoughtpolice.

Update: Assuming, of course, that you aren't just told to sod off and treat yourself because it's cheaper on the NHS.

I think it's about time that we asked Mr. Brown to show us his medical degree.
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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousWednesday, 2 January 2008 at 05:38:00 GMT-8

    Sounds perfectly good to me. If You wish to defeat the jihadist subhuman scum, You gotta stop smoking and start working on Your ability to confront them physically.

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