
Rumour is that if the "voluntary" pilot scheme is a success it will be followed by special squads of black-clad nutrition enforcers being sent 'round to restaurants to scream at patrons to sit up straight and eat all their greens or there won't be any pudding.
And there still won't be any pudding.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, eldias; when everyone realises that this nutritionist scheme is a load of rubbish, there will be a great revolution.
ReplyDeleteAnd come the revolution, everyone will have strawberries and cream!